I've seen him!
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Bobby Fischer Lives!!!
Blame Adequacy!
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Anonymous Coward
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BLAME ADEQUACY
Times have changed.
The trolls are getting worse.
They won't obey the admins,
They just want to spam and curse!
Should we blame the Geekizoid?
Or Slashdot 2.3?
Should we be blaming Kuro5hin's Rusty?
No! Blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
With their flaming little whines,
And trolling posts so full of lies!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
It's the trolls' brand new assult,
And it's Adequacy's fault!
Don't blame Slash,
For my friend Jim,
He went to Adequacy,
And now he acts like Michael Simms!
All my other friends,
Would never have acted like rats,
But now they're indistinguishable from Katz!
Well, blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
It seems the trolls have gotten long,
Since Adequacy came along!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
They're not even a cool website anyway.
My friends were once the very very best of karma whores,
But now they're ranting raving frothing trolling right-wing bores!
Should we blame the spammers,
Or those who moderate?
Or should we sit around and masturbate?
No way!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
Self-righteous trolling that we see,
And that bitch "nakedac",
Blame Adequacy,
Shame on Adequacy,
The nerds we must herd,
The crap we must tap,
The trolls at that place,
Must all be erased,
The fascists we see must all cease to be,
Before somebody thinks of blaming me!
Many linux geeks,
Windows needs security,
Mass converts needed?
Re:Haiku
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I have nothing to do with the posts after me. I try and write a simple, somewhat-funny response to a topic I obviously know nothing about (non-*nix guy here) and get modded to offtopic.
Thanks.
Re:This is just wrong
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I agree with you about MS software. I mean, with the American economy in the state it is now, great American businesses like Microsoft should be rewarded with our support! They make GREAT products at REASONABLE prices. This is what capitalism is all about. Microsoft is a shining example of all that is American. I don't know what is wrong with Slashdot geeks -- they think it's "hip" to fight against the establishment. But what they fail to realize is, without great corporations like Microsoft, a) their parents will be out of a job, which leads to b) they won't be able to buy new computers for their little geek children, and c) no more great American developed software products like Windows, Office, etc. will be developed. Grow up, nerds!;P
PLEASE SUPPORT OPEN SOURCE GNUHAIKU!
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Masterfull artwork
Ubertroll is like Van Gogh
Egg Troll must step off
RELEASES UNDER THE GNU PUBLIC LICENSE
Re:This is just wrong
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It's not flamebait! God damn you moderators are on crack! The guy was just posting his opinion, and I for one am one of the (minority, it seems, on Slashdot anyway) posters who agree with him. If you can't moderate properly, DON'T MODERATE AT ALL.
Stephen King, author, dead at 54
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I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
read.. important
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Ralph JewHater Nader is a closet homosexual sand nigger who does not shower... thank you
I'd be lieing if I didn't say "most" sand niggers (like Ralph JewHater Nader) are psychotic terrorist fucks
Re:read.. important
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Who are you people. Do you really believe what you say or are you just looking to get a rise? I hope your some angry little teenager who will eventually grow up, not some 30 something who fucked his life up (blames that on everyone but yourseld) and is living in your parents basement working as an assitant manager a McDonald's and who beats off to internet porn paid via your parents Credit card, cause you already maxed the one you got jointly with them.
Was that an acceptable rant?
Re:read.. important
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perfect!
welcome to the club
Re:read.. important
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way to feed the trolls, dumbass.
now join me in the fight to destroy buffalo! fucking shithole of a city!!
Re:read.. important
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Yes, yes keep turning a blind eye to their ignorance and maybe it will go away... just like global warming.... besides maybe one of them will finally say, fuck what the hell am I doing with my life. Stranger shit has happened (i.e. the Montreal Canadians being bought by and american, who would've thunk it)
Re:more Haiku, cause i have nothing better to do
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I suggest you Haiku fans express yourself with another form of Japanese poetry, the Tanka. At 5-7-5-7-7, there are simply more syllables at your disposal for even greater trolling pleasure.
Re:This is just wrong
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Fucking troll, suck my ass.
Re:This is just wrong
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Oh yeah, cocksmoker? Wanna take it outside? I'm tired of you little pisante geeks trying to talk tough. You make me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Re:Easier way?
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Bobby Fischer Lives!!!
BLAME ADEQUACY
Times have changed.
The trolls are getting worse.
They won't obey the admins,
They just want to spam and curse!
Should we blame the Geekizoid?
Or Slashdot 2.3?
Should we be blaming Kuro5hin's Rusty?
No! Blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
With their flaming little whines,
And trolling posts so full of lies!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
It's the trolls' brand new assult,
And it's Adequacy's fault!
Don't blame Slash,
For my friend Jim,
He went to Adequacy,
And now he acts like Michael Simms!
All my other friends,
Would never have acted like rats,
But now they're indistinguishable from Katz!
Well, blame Adequacy!
Blame Adequacy!
It seems the trolls have gotten long,
Since Adequacy came along!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
They're not even a cool website anyway.
My friends were once the very very best of karma whores,
But now they're ranting raving frothing trolling right-wing bores!
Should we blame the spammers,
Or those who moderate?
Or should we sit around and masturbate?
No way!
Blame Adequacy! Blame Adequacy!
Self-righteous trolling that we see,
And that bitch "nakedac",
Blame Adequacy,
Shame on Adequacy,
The nerds we must herd,
The crap we must tap,
The trolls at that place,
Must all be erased,
The fascists we see must all cease to be,
Before somebody thinks of blaming me!
Many linux geeks,
Windows needs security,
Mass converts needed?
I agree with you about MS software. I mean, with the American economy in the state it is now, great American businesses like Microsoft should be rewarded with our support! They make GREAT products at REASONABLE prices. This is what capitalism is all about. Microsoft is a shining example of all that is American. I don't know what is wrong with Slashdot geeks -- they think it's "hip" to fight against the establishment. But what they fail to realize is, without great corporations like Microsoft, a) their parents will be out of a job, which leads to b) they won't be able to buy new computers for their little geek children, and c) no more great American developed software products like Windows, Office, etc. will be developed. Grow up, nerds! ;P
Masterfull artwork
Ubertroll is like Van Gogh
Egg Troll must step off
RELEASES UNDER THE GNU PUBLIC LICENSE
It's not flamebait! God damn you moderators are on crack! The guy was just posting his opinion, and I for one am one of the (minority, it seems, on Slashdot anyway) posters who agree with him. If you can't moderate properly, DON'T MODERATE AT ALL.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
Ralph JewHater Nader is a closet homosexual sand nigger who does not shower... thank you
I'd be lieing if I didn't say "most" sand niggers (like Ralph JewHater Nader) are psychotic terrorist fucks
I suggest you Haiku fans express yourself with another form of Japanese poetry, the Tanka. At 5-7-5-7-7, there are simply more syllables at your disposal for even greater trolling pleasure.
Fucking troll, suck my ass.
Oh yeah, cocksmoker? Wanna take it outside? I'm tired of you little pisante geeks trying to talk tough. You make me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
Lots of easier ways!!!
Why did this article make it to slashdot ?
This guy is a dork.
See this web page for more information.
"Yes, other people had Y2K bugs, but I managed to produce an S1G bug" [from his announcement].