Linus to speak on "The Origins of Linux"
Paul J. White writes: "Everyone in Silicon Valley will probably be there when Linus Torvalds lectures on "The Origins of Linux" in Mountain View, California on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 6 PM. It's bound to be interesting, so sign up early!"
When you RSVP, please provide: For US citizens: Full name, affiliation, address, phone number, and notification of US citizenship. (Please bring your picture ID.)
Bush: How can we get rid of all these commie bastards that the MPAA keeps bugging me about?
Ashcroft: If we grab their hero, and make them want to come here for him, we can get them all in one place.
Cheney pulls off Bush mask
Cheney: They would never fall for that, it's a military base!
Ashcroft: I got two words for ya, slash dot!
Linus: Um, Mr. Asscroft, that's one word.
Ashcroft: Guards, sieze him!
Cheney: IANAL, but BWahahahahahhaha!