Linus to speak on "The Origins of Linux"
Paul J. White writes: "Everyone in Silicon Valley will probably be there when Linus Torvalds lectures on "The Origins of Linux" in Mountain View, California on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 6 PM. It's bound to be interesting, so sign up early!"
...Wait a minute. Everybody is unemployed in the valley so they will be able to attend!
Keeping
Hah, on my birthday, too.
I make my presentation slides with a copy of my article and a xerox machine.
I bet I got crabs from that black skank whore I had sex with last Saturday.
"Hello, My names Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux as 'a funny thing happened in my bedroom when I was a student'".
Of course, in the original Swedish:
"Hellu, My nemes Leenoos Turfelds und I prunuoonce-a Leenoox es 'a foonny theeng heppened in my bedruum vhee I ves a stoodent'". Bork Bork Bork!
dave "chef"
lol, powerpoint presentation under linux.
probably a vi presentation
Danger! The post claims that there's Microsoft program that's lightyears ahead of anything similar on Linux. Must moderate it down at once!
oh COME ON Mods. This is NOT a Troll, it's an honest post and should be modded as such.
I agree with this too.
"You gold teeth, gold chain wearin', fried chicken and biscuit eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, dip dive, fast runnin', high jumpin', spear chuckin', 360 degree basketball dunkin', tick coon spade, moolinyah. Go the fuck back to Africa. Go the fuck back to Africa."
Idiot. The original post was obviously a pitiful attempt at humour, since it was basically a string of factual mistakes: for example, he claimed that Linux was started in 1991, and that Tanennbaum was sceptical at first. He even misspelled Linux's surname!
Unlike RMS or ESR, he's married with children. Doesn't sound gay to me.
-your boss
Wow! Married with children, sounds a little illegal :)