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Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba
David Steele writes "Ever wondered what you could do to prolong the life of your notebook? Or upgrade it to meet today's standards? Or maybe you want to turn your mid-range notebook into a high-end model? Hardware Analysis has an article up that takes a a closer look at the available options."
We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Stephen King is Dying Posts are dying.
You don't need to be Kreskin to predict SKIDPs future. The hand writing is on the wall: SKIDPs faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for SKIDPs because SKIDPs is dying. Things are looking very bad for SKIDPs. As many of us are already aware, SKIDPs continues to lose troll share. Mod points no longer flow like a river of blood.
Troll leader Egg Troll states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls on Slashdot. How many trolls of Stephen Kind is Dying are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus hot grits posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 SKIDPs trolls. ASCII art posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of SKIDPs posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of ASCII art.
A recent article put goatse.cx at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 goatse.cx trolls. This is consistent with the number of goatse.cx Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Jon Katz, abysmal editor policies and Slashcode, Slashdot went out of business and was taken over by VA Linux whose stock was long troubled. Now VA Linux is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that SKIDPs have steadily declined in troll share. SKIDPs are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If SKIDPs is to survive at all it will be among Slashdot trolls, crapflooders, and leet doodz. SKIDPs continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Stephen King is Dying Posts are dead.
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
please stop trolling to lieu of the recent damage on the american psyche due to the recent strike on the WTC in NYC,NY,USA with 4 AiRpLaNeS
fp, bitches.
Yet again, you thought you understood the meaning of 31337, but you obviously have NO FUCKING IDEA.
31337 isn't just a prime number to me, it's a way of life. Although my hands should be CUT OFF, I will be able to type one final line:
You want me.
Off jokes are funny until they directly invole you. HaHa well we don't care.
Shut up, egg troll. You talk rubbish. There is no "dead friend". You are a liar. There is no "asshole".
You sick bastard - might as well be trolling for Hitler, you faggot towel-headed freak show lunatic motherfucking lamphead cockknob shitface paki.
Waste your mod points here!
Awful, awful racist! Quiet you will be, now!
Kind sir, I am an Islamic student studying in the University of London in the United Kingdom. I apologise for my lack of knowledge of English, as I fail to understand many of the words in your article. Please could you explain the meaning of such phrases "Towel Head" and "Camel Jockey". Thankyou kindly.
Umm... well, you can have it NOW, I guess.
Please improve your spelling.
don't forget SAND NIGGER and DUNE COON
Now you kids stop that hacking. I am YOUR MOTHER, and I am telling your not to hack RIGHT NOW. You'd better show some respect, or I'll wash your laptop out with soap!
That was the World Trade Center, dumbass. Many people from many different countries died.
you need to fix your fucking headlines. you are
the most pathetic irresponsible so called "news" site
out there. All the networks were very careful
to point out that the people the FBI have
taken in were NOT SUSPECTS and they were NOT ARRESTED.
You danced in the streets yesterday when tens of thousands of Americans died. We will dance in the streets when our bombs and cruise missiles wipe you all off the face of the earth forever. So dance while you can, your end will come soon enough. Violence begets violence, and you will learn the true meaning of that very soon. Bameer, keera khar.
here ya go
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Afghanastan will pay. Our military is planning right now to level this piece of camel shit country. Kiss your asses goodbye, you fucking camel fucking sand niggers. You will all die.
Oh yeah! These are the guys that tricked us into believing that they've actually landed on the moon!! And that the Sun is in the center of our planet system, not the sun! Riiight, almost forgot what trickery is afoot in the Liberal world!
And the world is flat too.................
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure..............
even if he's lying there are still people out there that do have friends. you and the original poster are immature idiots.
One more pathetic Indian trying to overcome his insecurities!
they're not nessesarly immature idiots.
I wipe my ass with the Koran. I spit upon Mohammed. I shit on Mecca.
the jains wont do anything besides run around naked sweeping the ground in front of them...
My that was lame. Can't you trolls come up with something a little more creative than linking to goatse.cx every time someone asks for a link to something?
Do not swallow batteries. If an AAA battery is swallowed, contact your local poison control center, your physician, or the National Battery Ingestion Hotline at (202)625-3333.
I'm sucking off CmdrCocko! oooh man that tastes good!
Kill all the evil heterosexuals!!! Homosexuality is the only path to salvation!!!!!
Yes they are. And learn to spell, squirreldick.
SUCK MY COCK, NOW!!!!
If you are female, please disregard this message.
+1 Insightful
The biggest tragedy about the attack was that nobody had the foresight to pack the towers with fucking hindus! Maybe they should have called them the world 7-11 towers.
Oh Well, maybe next time.
(Suggested moderation: +581647, Insightful)
There's a big throbbing gay cock up my ass.
so how many times did you screw it?
-1 (just plain strange)
you are a Cock Gobbling Fag. i am a Cock Gobbling Fag. why don't we gobble each other's cocks? :-)
I'm sorry...I may be modded down to -1000000 karma...but I can't allow this without rebute. This is not a time, or place, to be mocking one of the worst trajedies in American history! You may, or may not, be from the US...but that aside...please respect the people who lost their lives, and their familes!
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BAD ERROR TRAPPING
b "))
are you that much a fucking moron? bad error trapping?
how hard is this?
if(@mysql_connect("localcunt","donotbob","onmykno
{
fuck_your_mother();
}
else
{
your_mothers_cunt_is_wide_and_far();
}
I wipe my ass with the Koran. I spit upon Mohammed. I piss on Mecca.