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Linux Support Services Shoot-out and Analysis

securitas writes: "ZDNet has posted a huge article comparing and analyzing 12 Linux support services. It's 19 pages long plus tables! Happy reading!" Useful stuff, since a lot of companies want to make sure they've got someone to call if things go wrong.

121 comments

  1. not a fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fuck sand niggers and the lameness filter!

    1. Re:not a fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    2. Re:not a fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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    3. Re:not a fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    all of them!!

    1. Re:kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      you mean we should let the ones born in wedlock live?!

    2. Re:kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      How about just nuking everybody outside of the US? You know.. just to be on the safe side. Still leaves the problem of people like McVeigh, etc.. so I guess all white people should be killed as well.

      Point is: how does your 'kill them all' argument make you any better than them? Obviously not all of 'them' are out to get *you* - it's only a handful of extremists that do the damage and I think it's wise to focus your anger on them, instead of generalizing.

      What happened is bad, very bad. There are also many secondary bad effects, starting with the extreme paranoia and xenophobia that you have displayed.

      All in all, it's something that makes one very sad. I suggest you don't further contribute to the madness that started it, but end it instead.

    3. Re:kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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    4. Re:kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    5. Re:kill the arab bastards!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  3. Our support for Linux by Spikelalala · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The company I work for does a small amount of work with Linux. As such I am supposed to support it. The training a group of us got was basically - here is Linux, play with it - oh and if a customer has any problems get them to reinstall it. Thye probably know what thye are doing anyway so they won't call you.

    1. Re:Our support for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      that is the most stupidest thing i've heard. hopefully your company will go out of business soon.

    2. Re:Our support for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? That's basically the same thing tech support does for Windows problems, and I haven't seen any Windows companies go under because of it. Heck, MS's solution to every problem is reinstall Windows.

    3. Re:Our support for Linux by Spikelalala · · Score: 1

      Believe me the company I currently work for will not be going out of business anytime soon.

    4. Re:Our support for Linux by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Not smart. Reinstalling Linux usually causes more problems than solutions, by overwriting .conf files etc. I can count the times I have made some stupid decisions that led to a reinstall (f. ex. trying to "upgrade from RH6.2 to SuSE 7.1) and had to delete all files in the /bin, /sbin, and /conf directories before proceeding in order to prevent conflicts.

      Repeat after me-- "Support != reinstallation: Thou shalt not reinstall!"

      Tinkering is almost always better than reinstalling.

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    5. Re:Our support for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that destroys my "Spikelalala is actually CowboyNeal" theory...

    6. Re:Our support for Linux by Demerara · · Score: 1
      Indeedy. Reinstalling Linux usually causes more problems than solutions, by overwriting .conf files etc


      I have taken to backing up /etc and some other config files and keeping a hard copy before tinkering or re-installing.


      Has saved my bacon on more than one occasion.

      --
      Backward%20compatibility%20is%20over-rated
  4. This is perfect! by canning · · Score: 3
    The faster these support companies make an impact on big business the faster Linux plays a bigger part in large corporations. If they know that they can fix it and have support on it, they'll think more about using it. It's all about covering their asses.

    --
    I love the smell of Karma in the morning
  5. Who Ya Gonna Call? by viper21 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GHOSTBUSTERS!

    Stupid lameness filter.

    1. Re:Who Ya Gonna Call? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  6. For the first time since the rule of Alexander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    the Great, Afghanistan will be succesfully occupied by a western power.

    1. Re:For the first time since the rule of Alexander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  7. hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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  8. Commercial Distributions by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think third party support services for Linux will be hampered by the variation of the various distros out there. Even strong distribution providers like RedHat will have trouble supporting non-pure RH installs. For instance, I always recompile a kernel from source at kernel.org, so that way I have a clean source tree to patch against if I want to apply patches. At that point, I no longer have a pure RedHat system, and RH might balk at supporting a system that I didn't use their kernels, their XFree86 RPMS, their package manager for everything, etc.

    Otherwise, it will turn into a mess of finger pointing and unanswerable questions.

    User: So I downloaded the latest ISC DHCP tarball and compiled it, and when I try and start DHCP, it fails with something about Netlink.

    Tech: Netlink is compiled into our install and update kernels, what is the exact error message?

    User: Um, yeah, well, I wanted to try the new USB2.0 stuff, so I downloaded kernel 2.4.17-ac23 and compiled it from source.

    Tech: Ah, please hold.(Goes away, gets a coffee, reads Slashdot)

    10 minutes later
    Tech: Sir, still there? The first thing to do is reinstall our kernel RPM package, rerun LILO, and reboot, and then call us back.

    User: %^$#@#*!!!

    --
    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:Commercial Distributions by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      well....duh.

      there is no buissness that sells support for thier products that would not void the agreement if thier product was changed. this is to keep everything predictable so that the support staff can know everything about the product they need to. Its just good business.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:Commercial Distributions by J4 · · Score: 1

      You'd do this on a production server?
      I didn't think so.
      These support services aren't for knuckleheads like you,
      they are for businesses with better things to do than beta test third party software.

    3. Re:Commercial Distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > kernel 2.4.17-ac23

      there is no such kernel yet

    4. Re:Commercial Distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather use this kernel 2.4.17-mb23, more stable and contains more features (improved VM and IPv6, etc)

      Sincerely, Mike Bouma (Linux Kernel Hacker)

    5. Re:Commercial Distributions by rdieter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >At that point, I no longer have a pure RedHat
      >system, and RH might balk at supporting a system
      >that I didn't use their kernels, their XFree86
      >RPMS, their package manager for everything, etc

      You actually expect them to support and/or debug problems stemming from software that didn't come from them? Oh come on now. RedHat (or any other support team/system) shouldn't have to troubleshoot or debug problems that YOU may well have introduced or debug software that hasn't gone through any of their usual QA procedures.

    6. Re:Commercial Distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you ever tried calling microsoft support? they don't have any insight beyond obvious problems. their best skills are in blaming 3rd party software and trying to get you to reboot/ reinstall/ apply a service pack.

    7. Re:Commercial Distributions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever done tech support? 99% of the lusers expect you to fix their problem, regardless of what they modified on their machine.

    8. Re:Commercial Distributions by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      People who buy support services don't compile their own apps and certainly don't compile their own kernels.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    9. Re:Commercial Distributions by Nasheer · · Score: 1

      From this point of view we can realize that Linux will NEVER have a serious tech-support. 99% (80% of the statistics are invented) of Linux users use apps that do not come with the regular distro, mainly RH based (but not compatible) packages. Alpha, beta, tarballs, alienized debian packages (and vice-versa)...

      That's sad. Linux need standads, in order to offer basic support services.

      You cannot fix a system if you don't know it. And open-source systems can be anything between a boot disk and a full critical application server.

      --
      - Please, ignore everything written above.
  9. cyborg_monkey = Paki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:cyborg_monkey = Paki by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  10. Support Time is one of the most important aspects by Lostman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just looking over the the table of response times -- for some of these companies, they seem to be missing the big CLUE.

    Yes, if something goes wrong at a company they will need support.. in fact that is the only way they would actually use linux as their workstation/network/etc -- but support should probably be replaced with "immediate support." If a network goes down at a Fortune 500 Company JoeBlowDrinksSoda Inc., they arnt going to take the chance of missing productivity for 2,3, even days (as some of the response times are.

    For the companies that have immediate response to linux issues --> now these are what we need. Maybe they are more expensive, but if the figurative "bomb" hits your network and you have deadlines, missing a deadline is going to cost more in money and in respect for your company than having to shell out a few extra clams...

  11. well mr chamberlain, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this is a time for actions, not your idealpolitik and defeatist attitude

    1. Re:well mr chamberlain, by moz25 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't see how engaging in genocide constitutes valid 'actions'. What was proposed was blind and very racist genocide. Like was said, the things that happened were bad and deserve a strong reaction, but racism is not the answer.

    2. Re:well mr chamberlain, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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    3. Re:well mr chamberlain, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

      The fact that you even recognize the quote shows that you have already lost. You have been infected by the new dominant society. Soon your culture of hate will wither away.

      In three generations you descendants won't be able to understand what it was you fought for as they eat their Big Macs and trade soy futures over their Ericcson cellular phones. They will be embarrassed of your psychotically anti-social behavior. Sony is your mortal enemy. And Mickey Mouse has already won.

  12. It's a start by why-is-it · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for a large multinational tech company, and there has been considerable resistance to Linux because of the support issue. If we install an RS/6000 with AIX, IBM will support the hardware and software issues. Same with Sun hardware and Solaris. But the management is not sure who we would go to if we built some Linux servers and we needed some critical patches. Worse still, if we uncovered a bug in the OS, who would fix it for us, and how long would it take.

    This is a start. There are companies out there who will support Linux for corporate accounts. The fact that a fairly mainstream website is posting this sort of information is an aid in getting the PHBs to believe that Linux is supported and ready for the corporate environment.

    All we need now, is a fork of Linux that is specifically designed to run on enterprise-class servers and scales to be able to handle the amount of memory and resources that these servers have.

    --
    *** Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
    1. Re:It's a start by malIgna · · Score: 1

      One of the things that has made Linux so compelling against many other versions of Unix is the fact that it has not been forked. Once the kernel has been forked, it will only take time before the different versions are incompatible.

      --
      Nothing to see here, move along.
    2. Re:It's a start by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Informative

      All we need now, is a fork of Linux that is specifically designed to run on enterprise-class servers and scales to be able to handle the amount of memory and resources that these servers have.

      IBM is actualy porting Linux to its rs6000s and other enterprise servers. hopefully, work will be done in a year or so, and next time you buy a new server, you will get an RS6000 with linux from IBM, and supported from IBM.

      BTW tell your PHBs to contact Red Hat and ask them the questions they are wondering about such as support turn around, and OS bug fixes.
      I bet they will find that RH takes care of its large customers very quickly. and let them know that if they find a bug in the OS, RH will most likely give them a patch in a day or so, though I will let RH tell you, don't take that as gosple

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    3. Re:It's a start by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Is is not the forking of the kernel. FreeBSD will run most Linux binaries, for example (well, at least those that don't require a framebuffer). More to the point, I think the bigger issue is the c-libs which have not been forked, These actually handle most fo the actual functionality of the environment and are user-mode.

      I think that Linux is, in many ways as a whole, more supportable than UNIX, but then I have more experience with Linux, so I am not completely sure... (I will say that it is much more supportable than NT4.0 though...)

      --

      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  13. Non Lacist yoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Jock : "We shoulda' kicked their asses in Vietnam! There'd be a McDonald's in Hanoi square today!"
    Other Student : "Duuuude, there is a McDonald's in Hanoi square..."

  14. Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hmm, why is it that all these linux stories are using terms like "shoot out" and "call to arms" in the headlines. It's wartime for crying out loud...Linux doesn't mean shit.

    1. Re:Rhetoric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  15. Let's keep on-topic. by bdbosstone · · Score: 1

    Now, I understand feelings and tempers are running pretty high right now, but we must be logical and think about what we are doing here.

    First, this article has nothing to do with the Horrid WTC and the Pentagon acts of war that were commited last tuesday against. I understand we lost many lives, I too had friends in the navy and other military that were endangered in that attack. I haven't heard from them yet. So, you see I feel your pain, but, Let's keep the comments out of here and posted to the patriotic stories where they belong. Please refrain from off-topic posts to make the moderators jobs a little easier.

    Second, It's nice to see support for linux service growing. I was fortunate enough to have a desire to learn and work with *nix when I began working at my company. Many new-hire co-workers were thrust into it. Luckily later, we were given training books to help us teach ourselves as we went along.

    1. Re:Let's keep on-topic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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    2. Re:Let's keep on-topic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Ontopic? Ontopic?!!! HA! This is slashdot!!!

      We will troll them in the air,
      We will troll them on the sea,
      We will troll them on the beaches,
      We will troll them in the streets.
      We will never surrender, never give up.

  16. you have issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    seek help.

    sincerely,

    -MFS

    1. Re:you have issues. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  17. let's have a shoot out with falwell! by trollercoaster · · Score: -1

    Television evangelists Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, two of the most prominent voices of the religious right, said liberal civil liberties groups, feminists, homosexuals and abortion rights supporters bear partial responsibility for Tuesday's terrorist attacks because their actions have turned God's anger against America.

    "God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve," said Falwell, appearing yesterday on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club," hosted by Robertson.

    "Jerry, that's my feeling," Robertson responded. "I think we've just seen the antechamber to terror. We haven't even begun to see what they can do to the major population."

    Falwell said the American Civil Liberties Union has "got to take a lot of blame for this," again winning Robertson's agreement: "Well, yes."

    Then Falwell broadened his blast to include the federal courts and others who he said were "throwing God out of the public square." He added: "The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.' "

    --

    Slashdot, come for the goatse, stay for the trolls.

    1. Re:let's have a shoot out with falwell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    2. Re:let's have a shoot out with falwell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... I hope you made that up. If not, well, even more reason to despise them.

  18. This is good. by Valar · · Score: 2, Informative

    The most common comment I hear when I sugguest a linux solution is that there is no support, therefore once it is broken, it is broken. While this is simply wrong, bug business thinks that tech support people are magicians, who are the only ones that can fix computers (and not only that: THEY FIX IT THROUGH THE PHONE, WHOA). This is a excellent way to show business that they can still get a great operating system real cheap, AND there will be a group that has their backs if something goes wrong.

  19. do you think we could stop? by Pi-Zero+Meson · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ok so we all know that what happened in this country on Tuesday was a heinous act of cowards and that we should seek them out and bring them to justice. Not all Muslim, Islamic, or Arab people were responsible. We do not even know for sure that it was some one of Islamic background. Remember in this wonderful country of ours we believe all people to be innocent until proven guilty. It appears very likely that some one of Islamic descent is behind these attacks and we as a country will seek vengeance. It is however morally irreprehensible to blame an entire people for the misgivings of a small percentage of the population comprised of extremists. This is the same as calling for the death of all Christians because of the KKK.

    1. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Off topic, but sane.

    2. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I am a towelhead and a sand nigger. Fuck lame AC wannabe trolls. Fuck cmdrtaco on. Fuck asbestos_diaper. Fuck niggers. Fuck Israelis. Fuck Bush. Fuck Cheney. Fuck Powell. Fuck the greedy American swine. Fuck greedy bastards. Fuck whiteboys. Fuck the stars and stripes that I wipe my ass with. Fuck America. Fuck the United Kingdom that kisses the ass of America. Fuck the bloated United States military. Fuck the asswipes in Congress. Fuck it all. Fuck the world. Fuck King George. Fuck the Dick that's the vice president. Fuck America. Fuck moderators. Fuck crapflooders. Fuck wannabe trolls. Fuck Jerry Falwell. Fuck Pat Robertson. Fuck the ACLU. Fuck television evangelists. Fuck Limbaugh. Fuck Slashdot. Fuck the KKK. Fuck free speech. Fuck freedom of religion. Fuck freedom of the press. Fuck freedom of assembly. Fuck rights. Fuck liberties. Fuck voting. Fuck freedom. Fuck you. Fuck mackga. Fuck cyborg_monkey. Fuck evil_spork. Fuck motherfuckin_spork. Fuck trolls. Fuck 'em all. Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

    3. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I am a towelhead and a sand nigger. Fuck lame AC wannabe trolls. Fuck cmdrtaco on. Fuck asbestos_diaper. Fuck niggers. Fuck Israelis. Fuck Bush. Fuck Cheney. Fuck Powell. Fuck the greedy American swine. Fuck greedy bastards. Fuck whiteboys. Fuck the stars and stripes that I wipe my ass with. Fuck America. Fuck the United Kingdom that kisses the ass of America. Fick kikes. Fuck the kike loving United States. Fuck the bloated United States military. Fuck the asswipes in Congress. Fuck it all. Fuck the world. Fuck King George. Fuck the Dick that's the vice president. Fuck America. Fuck moderators. Fuck crapflooders. Fuck wannabe trolls. Fuck Jerry Falwell. Fuck Pat Robertson. Fuck the ACLU. Fuck television evangelists. Fuck Limbaugh. Fuck Slashdot. Fuck the KKK. Fuck free speech. Fuck freedom of religion. Fuck freedom of the press. Fuck freedom of assembly. Fuck rights. Fuck liberties. Fuck voting. Fuck freedom. Fuck courts. Fuck the Constitution. Fuck everything. Fuck you. Fuck mackga. Fuck cyborg_monkey. Fuck evil_spork. Fuck motherfuckin_spork. Fuck trolls. Fuck 'em all. Fuck you. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

    4. Re:do you think we could stop? by Pi-Zero+Meson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yea sorry about the Offtopic but felt it needed to be said

    5. Re:do you think we could stop? by Pi-Zero+Meson · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      um you need to get a life and get off /.

    6. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Interesting, I haven't noticed anything in _this_ country.
      And americans wonder why everyone thinks they are arrogant dicks.

    7. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      And americans wonder why everyone thinks they are arrogant dicks.

      No we don't. To be perfectly honest, most americans don't give a shit if they come across as being arrogant. And when it happens in your little shit ass country, please do tell us how you feel.

    8. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrogance breeds contempt.

    9. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because America is the best country on the planet. Deal with it. Besides, I'm sure that the US gave xxx million dollars to your country last year.

    10. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Besides, I'm sure that the US gave xxx million dollars to your country last year.


      Maybe, but it was probably to fund a fascist dictator....

    11. Re:do you think we could stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not tonight, I have a headache.

  20. Correction by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Useful stuff, since a lot of companies want to make sure they've got someone to call if things go wrong.

    Useful stuff, since a lot of companies want to make sure they've got someone to sue if things go wrong.

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  21. Don't mean to nitpick, but... by puhtime2go · · Score: -1, Troll

    Could the editors of /. refrain from using terms like "shoot out" or "shoot it out" or something like that? I know you're a bunch of pasty white geeks who'd rather sit and stroke their lunix boxes all day than interact with other human beings, but a little sensitivity can go a long way.

    Rock on. PUH!

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  22. agin, you need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    please seek help immediately.

    or, if not that, kill yourself.

    thank-you, and good-day.

    -MFS

  23. no, fuck you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    fucker.

  24. hahaha allahu akbar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    we kill many amerikan satanist pigs this week! lets celebrate until the camels fall asleep!

    -abdullah

  25. the nazi-party was also a minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    but that didn't stop us from bombing the crap out of the germans!! death to islam!!

    1. Re:the nazi-party was also a minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      The nazi party WAS a minority, it was not when we bombed the crap out of them

  26. not yet, abdullah, we have work to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    that woman left her house without the permission of her husband! let's bury her up to her chest and call the villagers to stone her!!

    -ahmed

  27. Geekizoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Well, folks. I think it's safe to say that Geekizoid is officially dead. The admins are either too stupid to set up a Slash site or too lazy to care about it.
    I hereby declare this day, Friday, September 14. 2001 a national day of mourning in the name of the tragedy of our lost website.
    And to those bastards who have taken her away from us in the prime of her life, you WILL pay. We'll hunt you down and find you. And you will face swift retribution.

    1. Re:Geekizoid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Fine. Geekizoid assholes can go back to their anal sex parties and not worry about admin work.

  28. Re:Geekizoid is not down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    just come over to #geekizoid if vlad knows who you are... if not... well you can try guessing the real index file hehehe

  29. Frequent updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article needs to be updated almost daily to keep up with all of the Linux companies going out of business. Lineo is almost dead, and EBiz just folded. Who's next?

  30. Can we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Can we do WITHOUT the "Call to Arms" and "Shoot Outs" regarding Linux for a while? Damn inappropriate.

  31. Finally! by iceT · · Score: 2

    IBM has paid more in advertising dollars than Microsoft did, so we now get the report that is so badly needed...

    Now, where's the same report on Microsoft Support?

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  32. goatse.cx changed their homepage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    goatse.cx has removed
    the guy from their home page. I can't believe it.!

    1. Re:goatse.cx changed their homepage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You can still see it at http://goatse.cx/goat.html.

  33. Re:Geekizoid is not down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    what are you talking about???

    -???

  34. Common misconception. by Jerky+McNaughty · · Score: 5, Informative

    Go read the license agreements for software you buy. They disclaim any and all responsibility if things go bad. When you buy a piece of commercial software, e.g. MS Office, you get no warranty that it will even work as advertised. It can delete all files on your hard drive, email they out to anyone, cease to function, whatever. You can't sue anybody.

    Tough.

    There is no documented case of anyone ever winning a lawsuit because commercial software sucked.

  35. from goatse.cx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    We, at Goatse.cx, mourn the unprecedented loss of life on Tuesday, September 11, 2001.



    Let it be known terrorists, YOUR ASS IS NEXT!


    [ the receiver ] [ the giver ] [ feedback ] [ contrib ]

  36. Support by Sir_Real · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have never run into something that Google, linuxdoc.org, or time on IRC wasn't able to fix. MS may have the "knowledge base." (A horrid tangled nest of pages loosly grouped by, as near as I can tell, md5 hashes), but Linux has a dedicated, knowledgable, sometimes prickly, and definately motley following of people who have it in their best interest to see this operating system thrive. This means that, by and large, they're more willing to help.

    Andrew

    1. Re:Support by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Odd, I consider Microsoft's docs one of their strengths. I've never ran into a problem that couldn't be solved by:

      Now, for tutorials on learning a new MS technology, I often go to third parties, like Wrox and others.
    2. Re:Support by Sir_Real · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the pointer to the howto on searching the knowledge base. It goes a long way towards de-mystifying the dark art of knowledge base traversal.

      Andrew

    3. Re:Support by Tyrant+Chang · · Score: 1

      No, that is NOT the point of the article. This article was about *corporate* support systems for linux and corporate support is a very different beast from user tech support.

      Companies do not want to have their workers fixing their linux servers for most of their time but rather have them do company work. That is why they contract corporate support system.

      Why would company like Nike want be an expert in fixing Linux problems? They would rather just have a very stable OS sitting in a corner and use the technology to market/develope better atheletic products. That is the point of corporate support system.

    4. Re:Support by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Linux has a dedicated, knowledgable, sometimes prickly, and definately motley following of people who have it in their best interest to see this operating system thrive. This means that, by and large, they're more willing to help.

      Could you find some of that motley crew to help me find out why sound doesn't work on my IBM 380Z Thinkpad. It has the CS4237 chipset, and I've been trying for weeks to get it to work, even sent it in for warranty repair. 'Course it worked when they installed a Windows drive.

      I'm not disagreeing that the motley band of helpful following isn't there, I'm arguing that they are hard to find when your down. Two different problems entirely.

      And yes, I refuse to use windows on my thinkpad, because if I did the only good sound would do is let me hear how much windows sucks.

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      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    5. Re:Support by wfrp01 · · Score: 2

      I've had the same experience as you. The online Linux community is wonderful. I still think there are niches where support companies can thrive, though. For example, you talk management into using Linux. Then, for whatever reason, you decide you'd like to move on. You don't want to leave your former coworkers in the dust. What do you do? Maybe they'll be able to find a replacement, maybe not. Maybe it will take a while. Being able to contract the work to someone with a good reputation in this arena, if only temporarily, would be a good thing. Management will always be (should be, anyway) concerned about continuity. If you can't quell their fears, Linux might not even get a toehold.

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    6. Re:Support by bph · · Score: 1
      The web address you want is here. As far as I remember, you have to rebuild the kernel, which is rather annoying. You may not have to with newere versions of the operating system. Instead, you might be able to build just a module or two and load them instead of redoing everything.

      For laptops, the RedHat Linux on Laptops page is really useful.

    7. Re:Support by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      Odd, I consider Microsoft's docs one of their strengths.


      Like their being so creative that on most of the (admittedly few, like 10 or so) occasions that I've had to use them they were wrong. Now I stick to Usenet.



      Most of the MS environment programmers I've talked to admit that the MS docs are by far the worst thing around but that they "got used to it". Linux docs aren't that great compared to what commercial systems offer, but at least they don't tell you the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do (or don't forget half the args to a function).

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    8. Re:Support by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      I once spent three days there trying to figure out how to penetrate a proxy server with VB. No luck at all. The fourth and fifth day I spent with deja news and found about six suggestions from various people. I implemented all six of them but none of them worked. It was a wasted week of my life.

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  37. what's the difference? by TechnoVooDooDaddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I posed the question to my company "What the difference between a 3rd party Linux support contract, and Microsoft support (who contracts out their first 2 lines of support 3rd parties)?!?!

    you have to beg and plead for 2 days if you want to talk to somebody that actually works for microsoft when you call in. and those two days are going through various people that have probably never written a line of code in their lives (Ummm... ok, did you click or double click on File? CAREFUL, Double click CAN BE TRICKY!)

    so what if we have to purchase a support contract for FreeBSD or Linux, with MS, you have to pay for the product AND THEN pay for a support contract. And the frontline support at Redhat has been shown to be a bit more knowledgable about the product than the frontline support at MS for windows..

    1. Re:what's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course MS front line support tends to deal a lot with idiots, or at least computer non-experts. They need the buffer to protect their knowledgable people.

    2. Re:what's the difference? by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      I tried calling Microsoft Technical Support a few times when I got really stumped... Each call was 2+ hours and the issue was unresolved. Of course I am A+ and MCSE certified (as well as LPIC-1, but Linux certs are not too relevent for Win 98 problems).

      I can remember one 5 hour call which partially resolved one problem. My (second-hand) knowledge of Red-Hat's support is that they are more knowledgable but still not knowledgable enough to provide a customer an intelligent explenation for a course of action.

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  38. who gives a shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FIRE JON KATZ!!

    Fire JON KATZ!

    damn it!

  39. wow by ReidMaynard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    to say "God's Anger" is responsible for this sounds like these guys are on the wrong side of the planet.

    Let's all chip in a few Dracmas and help send them to their brothers ......

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    Political discussion for a new world

  40. stuphid phukin moderators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How the hell is this a troll?!!!
    Ok, it is offtopic...

    But I feel it is important to note that even notorious trollhavens have been effected by the WTC tradgedy. (And if you don't know what I'm talking about, you shouldn't be moderating. Check what that damn link goes to now.)

    Quite frankly, you moderators are bigger lowlifes than the trolls.

  41. Separating vendors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Separating vendors like Dell from Linuxcare is a bit misleading, since Linuxcare IS Dell's Linuxcare support arm. Linuxcare answers the phones on behalf of Dell and Sun's Helpdesk for Linux and Solaris calls. You can merge those two together in the table shown on that page.

    1. Re:Separating vendors by teg · · Score: 2

      Separating vendors like Dell from Linuxcare is a bit misleading, since Linuxcare IS Dell's Linuxcare support arm.


      Actually, it's Red Hat. At some point you could choose Linuxcare instead, I'm not sure if you can anymore. Linuxcare is certainly not what they once was.

  42. SuSE by wishus · · Score: 2
    Yesterday I wrote a piece in my journal about my experiences with SuSE tech support.

    It sucks.

    They are responsive, I'll give them that, but they assume you are an idiot and treat you as such. They would rather tell you how dumb they think you are than help you fix your problem. They are polite about it - meaning they don't call you an idiot to your face - but their condescending tone gives them away.

    They shut up real fast, though, when it turns out they were wrong.

  43. The new order? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this finally mean "tech support" won't be synonymous with "drooling slobbering fool who tells me to reboot before bumping me up to Tier II" ?

    Seriously, for a long time tech support has been the bottom rung of the IT field...generally untrained, inexperienced and not ready to handle the complaints brought by unique situations. In general, support lines are situated to calles from Windows users who don't RTFM...however, when I called Veritas with a pure NT4/Exchange-over-BackupExec problem, they bumped me up twice before having to have someone call me back the next day. For all the naysayers of "Linux is too customized for anyone to support", maybe the real problem lies in tech support, in its current state, not being qualified to think, but only to read a list of instructions and a script, no more IT than Ms. Cleo.

    Computer Problems? Calll me Now!

    1. Re:The new order? by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

      Reading manuals is great until you find yourself in a situation that the manual doesn't cover and only a real expert in the program knows how to fix it. The experts aren't the ones writting the manuals in most places. Making RTFM suggestions ridiculous. Besides when you ask for help the first replies are always "RTFM asshole" assuming them anual holds all information. It'd be more helpful if they asked "hey asshole did you RTFM?". At least then they're have an open outlook so you could ask more questions.

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  44. Debian? by Max+Entropy · · Score: 1
    The table doesn't show Debian. As a new Linux user who has chosen Debian as his inaugural user experience, I've been very impressed with the speed and quality of support from Debian volunteers.

    Example: When I loaded 2.2r3, the thing wasn't seeing my hard drive. The Debian community (for free and in no time after my request) showed me how to work around the problem.

  45. Only 19? by update() · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    It's 19 pages long plus tables!

    Should I be impressed? I've seen teenage overclocker sites devote that many pages to a review of a fan. Including a table, with entries like Noise: Yes.

    Obligatory BBSpot link: Video Card Review Sets Page Record

  46. Then say up front you're not a newbie by Win-Developer · · Score: 1

    Whenever I call tech support I say right up front that I know what's up.

    If you're calling Suse for tech support, they're assuming your not a "l33t Linux d00d" who can use the net/IRC/etc to solve the problems, but rather some dumbass who bought the CD at CompUSA.

    1. Re:Then say up front you're not a newbie by wishus · · Score: 1

      Kinda hard to get on IRC when the kernel won't load, eh?

    2. Re:Then say up front you're not a newbie by Win-Developer · · Score: 1

      Even if my Linux Drive is out of commision and I can't do things like getting my Kernel to load. I pop in my Windows Boot drive and boot into windows so I can diagnose the problem.

      One cannot live on Linux alone.

    3. Re:Then say up front you're not a newbie by wishus · · Score: 2

      So tell me how you would have diagnosed the problem from windows?

      I am aching with curiosity.

      I actually "lived on linux alone" throughout college. It was quite nice. The only reason I have windows now is to run Quicken.

  47. Of course by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    They won't provide standard support for this sort of thing. However, many companies may be willing to consult with you about it. Hire a consultant at a high fee to help you customize your system.

    This is the only way real support works anyway, and Linux is no different than any other product in this way. Some people just expect way too much.

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  48. The point of support by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    I think people think that support programs are put in place by companies to help fix their products. This is not true. The real value of support is in the fact that it makes CEO's, CTO's and CFO's more comfortable about using a certain piece of software in their companies.

    In general, most problems of most products are resolvable by a little research. However, companies like to know that they are not putting money into a system which will not be supported. This is also how Red Hat makes their money...

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  49. off-shore support services by shibut · · Score: 1

    Our India office works with an Indian company that supports their Linux server. It is so much more reliable than our horrible (yet brand new) w2k one. The company they use (I think it's called starcom or something similar) also has services in the US but they prefer to deal with hosted servers (in farms) and that was too complicated and costly for our small office. I wonder if the experienced and educated people they have in India are enough to overcome such a large geographic divide. I know they also send people to the US but I bet that then it is economically equivalent to a US firm, and then why not hire locally...

  50. I recommend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Linuxgruven!

    Joke: 0But Not Funny: -4

  51. Linux Support Services! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let us not forget Linux Support Services. They've been around for a couple years and do an outstanding job.

    http://www.linux-support.net

    1. Re:Linux Support Services! by RobFlynn · · Score: 2

      I recently began working for them (about a month ago). We do quite a bit of things, from free work via volunteers, to paid enterprise solutions, as well as custom software design. Give us a look at the link posted above.

      http://www.linux-support.net/

      Peace,
      Rob

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    2. Re:Linux Support Services! by jacrawf · · Score: 1

      Definitely check them out! Rob and Mark are turbo studly and they smell good too. Don't forget to hassle Mark about when Asterisk is going to go into production. :-)

  52. When will they understand basic math? by ctimes2 · · Score: 1
    Last bullet point reads: Linux support offerings purchased via an annual contract with unlimited incidents should permit a minimum of three individuals (named callers) to submit incidents. This would enable the enterprise to cover three eight-hour shifts for a 24x7 shop

    Minimum of 3 huh? For 24x7? So I guess they're assuming 7 day weeks then, because three people can cover 24 hours in 8 hour shifts, but unless you're working them 7 days a week you'll have to hire 3 more for the weekend. Sheesh. Sorry, but I've had this argument 2x over the last 2 jobs.

    Ctimes2

    Sorry I'm late...

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