Maker of Kournikova Gets Wrist Slapped Too

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Maker of Kournikova Gets Wrist Slapped Too

Posted by CmdrTaco on Saturday September 15, 2001 @03:37AM from the no-surprise-here dept.

shelflife writes: "This story says 'It is the first time in history that the maker of a computer virus has been tried in the Netherlands -- indeed one of the few times it has been done in the world. Hypponen knows only of one conviction. A man was sentenced to 18 months in jail in the U.K. in the early 1990s. The man served 11 months, said Hypponen.' but that can't be true. What about Robert Morris? Anyway, the requested sentence is amazingly light -- 240 hours of civil service." The really interesting part is that this kid wasn't even a programmer. He just downloaded a kit. Shows how far this Virus Craze has gone in the last few years.

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sand N|ggers by u-238 · 2001-09-15 03:47 · Score: -1, Offtopic

look @ me in like the 3rd poster :D. i just wanna say...for everyone that wants to see ALL SAND NIGGERS DESERVE TO DIE. thnx...
I love the smell of toasty yank in the morning by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:48 · Score: -1, Offtopic

It smells like.... VICTORY!!
Thank You
Trolling for Allah since 1492!!
P.S. I love Jon Katz!!!
1. Re:I love the smell of toasty yank in the morning by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:51 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  I regret to inform you that you, sir, are a raging homosexual.
2. Re:I love the smell of toasty yank in the morning by u-238 · 2001-09-15 03:51 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  ha.. fucking sand nigger. little does he know..th US is going to force all of the middle east as slave labor to create un-manned fully automatic perminant oil rigs...with the promise of freedom. as soon as it is complete, se send a neutron bomb straight up their ass...leaving the oil rigs perfectly intact..and the dirty camel jockys DEAD like they shuld b. damn dune coons
"*BSD is dying" trolls are dying by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:48 · Score: -1, Offtopic

"*BSD is dying" trolls are dying

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered troll community when last month IDC confirmed that "*BSD is dying" trolls accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that "*BSD is dying" trolls have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. "*BSD is dying" trolls are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive trolling test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict the future of "*BSD is dying" trolls. The hand writing is on the wall: "*BSD is dying" trolls face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for "*BSD is dying" trolls because "*BSD is dying" trolls are dying. Things are looking very bad for "*BSD is dying" trolls. As many of us are already aware, "*BSD is dying" trolls continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Troll leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls. How many ascii art trolls are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus ascii art posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ascii art trolls. "*BSD is dying" posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of ascii art posts. Therefore there are about 700 "*BSD is dying" trolls. A recent article put "first post" at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "first post" trolls. This is consistent with the number of first posts.

All major surveys show that "*BSD is dying" trolls have steadily declined in market share. "*BSD is dying" is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If "*BSD is dying" trolls are to survive at all it will be among troll hobbyist dabblers. "*BSD is dying" continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, "*BSD is dying" is dead.
1. Re:"*BSD is dying" trolls are dying by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  For all practical purposes, "*BSD is dying" trolls are dead
  
  Given the fact that FreeBSD's next point release date has slipped by a full year, I think the reason these trolls are dying is that they're no longer trolls.
  They're fact!
  When a free project's release date slips a full year, that says something.
Burn Baby Burn by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic

We shall rain the fires of hell upon you!
Thank you for your support
Trolling for Allah since 1492!!
P.S. I Love Jon Katz
i am your fs1rt ps0ting god... by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:50 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Fs1rt Ps0t! Fts1r Pts0!Woohoo! I am so 3773! I roxor! F1srt sP0t! yeah buddy! yippie! all you alls suxor, I roxor. Why? First post. Get used to it...woohoo!!!! http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/apparel/3625.shtml
STFU Sergio by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You, your lame-ass post and your inbred family suck ass!
Thank You
Biatch!!
Up yours sand nigger by u-238 · 2001-09-15 03:54 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You shall be used as slave labor to create oil rigs for the united states! then the men shot...and women and childrne BURNED IN OIL
Fuck you dick by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:55 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I live here in Phoenix and unless you are willing to bomb me along with all the plethora of trailer trash that lives here, you are SOL.
We will forever be a thorn in your side, FUCKER
Trolling for Allah
P.S. Your mother is a lousy lay
Well, that's interesting enough by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic

but I'd really like to fuck Anna.
Anybody got any good pics?
1. Re:Well, that's interesting enough by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:00 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Please see the comment directly above yours.
  
  She is so awesomely hot.. god.. how can someone be that sexy. She's probably a dirty pig in bed, which makes her even hotter.
You wanting to suck my dick != me a homosexual by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 03:59 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Don't try to pass off your own sexual insecurities on me you little bitch
Just because I fucked your mother, and she looks like a man does not make me gay!
Trolling for Allah since 1492
P.S. So you got a sister, fag boy?
1. Re:You wanting to suck my dick != me a homosexual by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:01 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  I want to suck your dick! :-O
Re:Couldn't do it alone... by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Mod this up. Pgrote hit the nail right on the head.
Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:03 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
I will be fucking your witetrash daughters by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic

For many generations.
Fucking Your mothers sisters and aunts too. My seed will live on in your families!!!
We will never die!!!
Trolling for Allah since 1492!!
P.S. You and I may be related!!! Hi son I am your father, join the side of light! Helm me rid the world of the amercan pig dogs!!!
D'oh by zpengo · 2001-09-15 04:05 · Score: 4, Offtopic

And here I was seeing "Kournikova" and "slapped" and thinking this article was going to be much more interesting (and perhaps have some pics!)

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Trolling for Jesus ! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:06 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I must inform you, that your appreciation for violence is against the teaching of Jesus. As even muslims claim that Jesus is a prophet, it follows that you are clearly acting against to will of Allah. I don't know Islam very much, but I'm pretty sure that this is a sin.

BTW: Nietzsche is dead !
If you want to taste my dick, then eat your mom by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:08 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I left some of my holy jizz in her holes!
Trolling for Allah since 1492
P.S. Check your sister too!!!
Keep this crap off of Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:09 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Anna Kornikova is a woman. Nobody here wants to hear about women, we want to hear about sexy MEN and suck their cocks!!!!
No by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:11 · Score: -1, Offtopic

no way man! I want it straight from the source (your cock)!
This is sad and arousing, all at the same time! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:15 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Ok you win, you can suck my dick!
CALL ME:
Mike Smith( My american name)
(905) 624-7844
I will rock your world!!!
Hey MODERATORS!! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-09-15 04:16 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You guys suck! C'mon, moderate this down, I dare you! I bet you won't, you've only moderated one comment in this entire story! You're probably too busy sucking each others cocks to moderate!
Re:How to calculate the damage? by Dr.+Prakash+Kothari · 2001-09-15 04:24 · Score: 2, Offtopic

Sir, I find your sig to be more than a small bit offensive.

As an Arab living in the United States, I too have been affected by the tragedy inflicted on your country by these terrorists. I had several friends in the WTC at the time of the attacks, and I feel that the USia needs to extract vengance upon those who committed these acts. However, you must understand that the men who perpetrated this violence represent a distinct minority among Arabs.

Your suggestion that all arabs have their arms amputated strikes me as offensive and highly insensitive. Racially motivated violence will not bring the dead back to life.

Now is the time for level-headedness and tolerance, not ignorance and persecution.

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