Move Over Lego, Enter Atollo

FortKnox writes: "Through the blessed portal memepool, I stumbled across the new arcitecture toy, Atollo. These new building toys can build any type of shape with only two pieces. The two pieces can be connected in many different ways allowing both rigid and flexible connections. " MMmm. Toys. Anyone else remember Construx? I loved those things too.

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*BSD is dying

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*BSD is dying to pound Tux's manhole with his one-eyed monster.

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i hate this site, hella telling me theres nothing to see when i clearly could have had first post..
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Re:fucking slashdot sucks

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That's one of the new oppresive policies they have instated, at least 5 posts from people logged into their accounts must appear on the story before non-logged in ACs can even read the comments, never mind post.

*BSD is dying

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*BSDis dying

Yet another crippling bombshll hit th beleaguered *BSD community when last month IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of ll servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick nd its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For ll practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

*BSD is dying

I like purple.

[Anonymous Coward]

And blue too.

Re:I like purple.

[Anonymous Coward]

I do enjoy a good game of polka-dotted carpet glue with diesel power every then and now.

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What USA thinks about Bin Laden

[Anonymous Coward]

Green Day - Platypus (I Hate You)

Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell
you all the things you want to hear
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I heard you're sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking,
Asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die HEY

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave

Sue 'em, I say!

[Anonymous Coward]

These fuckers have stolen LEGO's intellectual property! Boycott! Sue!

Re:you kids have it nice

[ncc74656]

When I was young, I had to build my own computer out of a pile of sand and some scrap metal!

You had scrap metal? We had to dig ore out of the ground and process it into metal...

Imagine

[lowieken]

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Mod parent up (The AC, not the orig poster)

[AKAImBatman]

Stupid lameness filter... *grumble*

Re:This Just in, SLASHDOT is closing its doors

[Anonymous Coward]

The parent is a goatse.cx link. Do not click.

Sincerely,

mackga

And props to my new butt buddy, cyborg_monkey

Cornhole

[Anonymous Coward]

What does it mean to "cornhole" someone?

Capsela

[Anonymous Coward]

It was Capsela, I still have a set with the floaters. Really fun stuff

fuck lameness filters: BAHAH HA HAHA HA

[Anonymous Coward]

Holy shit thats funny! I feel like such a dork but I just burst out with laughter. Just had to commend you on the funny.