Gall Bladder Removed In France By Doctor In New York
cybaea writes: "In this article, the BBC reports on the first successful major telesurgical operation. Doctors in the United States removed a gall bladder from a patient in eastern France by remotely operating a surgical robot arm." Note that this was using a "high speed optical link," not competing with email, viruses, or other things being sent on the Internet. Update: 09/19 17:05 PM GMT by T : Uh, that's "gall bladder," not "tumor." From this distance they look the same to me.
Overheard in the surgeon's office in New York:
Doctor: Damn, I was supposed to remove a tumor?
DOCTOR: how r j00 feeling?
PATIENT: ok
DOCTOR: duz this hurt?
PATIENT: ouch
DOCTOR: roflmao
PATIENT:
(PATIENT signed off at 08:36 AM EST)
DOCTOR: hello?
DOCTOR: r u there?
DOCTOR: kewl
(DOCTOR signed off at 08:38 AM EST)
A tragedy was narrowly averted when the surgeon was in the middle of an intricate micro-stitching and a casino pop-up ad obstructed his view. Thank goodness a forward-thinking assisting had their hand on the mouse ready to "X" it outta there.