Earth Simulator Sees Green Light
burbs writes "Big Blue's dominator is getting closer to being turned on. The Earth Simulator in Japan is, supposedly, the world's fastest parallel-processing supercomputer. Designed for the Earth's weather, the computer should be able to predict climate for the entire planet for thousands of years in a short amount of time."
Its easy to predict the weather from this: since it has so much processing power, once they turn it on, it will become self aware, declare war on all mankind, and launch the all missiles, thereby plunging the world into a nuclear winter that will last a 1000 years.
-- We don't understand software, and sometimes we don't understand hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights
Seems that if each one of these wonders requires a "city-scale" power generation plant that they would have to model themselves into the equation too.
Result: Global Warming is indeed occuring, but apparently it is mainly IBM's fault.
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
Maybe. If that damn butterfly doesn't fart or something.
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
"Big Blue's dominator is getting closer to being turned on."
Ooh, can I do it? I like to turn on dominators!
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
--TheOrangeSquid Is it any wonder things seem so awry? We swim in a sea of confusion and don't have to think to survive
It's because they are using new superconducting processing elements that contain electrons with an equal probability of being in any particular position of the superconducter. As other elements pull these electrons off the probability wave collapses and the absence of the electron can be detected on the other side of the superconductor sooner than it would have taken light to travel this far. With this resulting Faster than light communication goes the associated backward time effects. This means the signals are processed for the proceeding operations first. As a result the first visible operation performed is the output.
There have been notable technical difficulties in getting the system up and running, not least of which involves convincing the engineers that they have to connect more than just the monitor up to make it work even though the results are already being displayed. They just don't get this destiny thing.
-- That which does not kill us has made its last mistake.
Theory indeed.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Hey. Wasn't The Matrix an earth simulator? Should we be worried?
The puff a butterfly makes during flight will alter local weather a little, and this change will continue to influence in weather mechanics, until some months later this butterfly can originate an tornade on another continent.
If that's what a butterfly can do, I shudder at what might happen in Europe the next time I have a burrito for lunch!
I fart in your general direction! -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.