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SirCam on Linux via WINE
illusion_2K writes "Another monumental step forward for Linux - the SirCam virus now works on Linux via WINE. ("With a few ommissions")" Allright I had to post it. Thats damn funny. We can emulate worms if we want to!
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Answers
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cat $1 | perl -pe 's/(\w+)/$1.(" dick"," cock"," penis"," pussy"," twat"," vagina")[int rand 24]/eg
It's easy if you know what to do, idiot. //afree
Why is this important? What, are we struggling to make Linux as vinerable to viruii as Windows. Why not just start having trivial user programs run as root.
Seriously... whats up with this?
I guess the only useful Windows apps are viruii anyway, I just thought I'd ask the question.
Price, Quality, Time. Pick none. What, you thought you had a choice?
A prime example of the convoluted logic of a death penalty advocate. The fact is: in an execution a human life is irrevocably lost. If the goal if the punishment is, as perverse as it sounds, to prevent death a life-without-a-parole is a better solution. It's more humane and less expensive to the society.
Capital punishment is nothing but a state approved revenge murder. Revenge is not justice.
wheres the article bitching about new federal restrictions on crop dusters?
Those damn feds just want to steal all our freedoms, can you beleive they made it illegal to fly a crop duster over an urban area? those fucking assholes.
If it were up to me I'd pop a bullet in each murderer 15 days after they've been convicted. Don't feed or give them water in those 15 days. That's less expensive. Feed the body to other murderers waiting to be executed.
you forgot the last part of the quote... it goes on and says that they will be normal jews when they kill civilian palestinians in the ways of hitler from their jewish homeland.
Kevin Nealon
I'm still trying to find out what a "virius" is. I mean, at least "viri" would be a correctly formed Latin plural ... but "virii"? What the heck is up with that?
Of course, "viriiz" is even worse.
Slash has nothing to do with Slashdot.
When are the slashdot editors going to stop posting anti-ms crap like this?
I just heard on tech now (bay area syndicated technology show) that MS is giving 5 million in cash, 5 million in hardware/software and service.
This is gonna get modded troll or flame I know it.
Has redhat or VA systems or any linux company donated anything except more anti ms lip?
Yes ms costs money, that money is taxed, and those taxes will be used for the war efforts. Be a patriot, Buy MS. Linux = 0 to the economy.
--toq
Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Total=1.
WHAT? I point out that, unlike the story seems to incorrectly imply, worms can and do infect Linux systems, and I get modded down as flamebait? . I have five PCs at home and four of them run Linux, and I'm at work sitting on a Linux machine right now.
Just because I don't believe that any OS is perfect, including Linux, I get labelled as flamebait? The stories implication that worms don't affect Linux systems is what's flamebait, and demonstrably false.
"viri" is plural for "vir." "Vir" means "man", hence "viri" means "men."
Actually the 'proper' plural is whatever most people end up using. The truth is, there probably never was a plural of the word 'virus' in latin, as it was a 'mass noun' (just like eg. 'water'). Personally I prefer either 'viruses' or 'vira'; they both 'feel right' - 'vira' is often used in medical literature. I don't like 'viri' or 'virii' because they are clearly wrong (ie they already have another meaning).