Flare Sends A Gigaton Of Solar Detritus Toward Earth
Dr. Zowie writes: "This morning at about 10:00 UT, a
major explosion occured
on the Sun. The solar X-ray output went up by over 1,000 times. About a
billion tons of material are
speeding toward Earth at over a million miles per hour, and should
hit sometime in the next couple of days. Low latitude aurorae and anomalies in radio communications and
power service are likely consequences. You can see the event from
the SOHO spacecraft's
home page -- images and movies are here.
In the movies, watch for the burst of radiation hitting SOHO about 13:00 UT -- that's a high energy proton storm caused by the flare itself. You can also see the earthly effects of a similar event from last year."
apparently even Sol feels like throwing up when he sees the way supposedly sentient creatures treat each other....
"if they do this in a green tree...."
now, if we could only steer this stuff towards Northern Afghanistan....?????
Damn It! Where's Bruce Willis when we NEED him????
Ten quid, she's so easy to blind. And not a word is spoken...
Now, if only we can catch Osama Bin Laden in time to launch him into space to catch this thing in the face...
Wikia
Hasn't anyone decided who to blame for this yet? We must have someone to blame or we can't really talk about it. Everything should either be blamed on Osama bin Laden or on Bill Gates from now on, just for simplicity. It would make things so much easier for those poor news anchors out there currently struggling with big words like consequentialism and causation.
No need for evidence, let's blame Bin Laden as last week's event. After all who can make a better scapegoat ? Any forgotten spacecraft operation manual written in arabic in the incoming garbage ?
-- javaDragon is an instance of JavaDragon.
That would fit in with the general "The Gates Satan" theme here.
What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey
I don't see any mention of the most important side effects - this thing messes up pagers and cellphones.
To be on the safe side, I wrapped my cellphone and pagers up in tinfoil and left them in the trunk of my car, the most radiation resistant location I could think of.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is kinky.