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British Colleges Selling Screen Saver Ad Space
gotroot801 writes: "The Chronicle of Higher Education is reporting that eighteen British institutions plan to generate income during the coming academic year by displaying advertisements on the computer screen savers of students, professors, and staff members. Why does this remind me of that Simpsons episode where Troy McClure is teaching a Pepsi-sponsored class?"
And what does slashdot have ? - Screensavers.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
CmdrFaggo and his gay little army of cockgnomes bitchslapped me for three days for not following the Linux Party line. As such I was forced to move to one of the fifty other PCs in our office to post this.
I'm about to get off work now. I think I'll swing by Cowboy Neal's house and see if he's done making that gay german shitporn video he was telling me about.
Look at it this way; you just wasted an entire comment bitching about how everyone gave you the big fungoo all the time -- perhaps this is a good opportunity for you to consider why.
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Are you one of those people who rarely touches the Qur'an? Or do you read daily, but don't find it is having the impact on you that it should? Whatever the case may be, these are some simple tips that can help you connect with the Qur'an.
1. Before you touch it, check your heart. The key to really benefiting from the Qur'an is to check your heart first, before you even touch Allah's book. Ask yourself, honestly, why you are reading it. Is it to just get some information and to let it drift away from you later? Remember that the Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) was described by his wife as a "walking Qur'an": in other words, he didn't just read and recite the Qur'an, he lived it.
2. Do your Wudu (ablution). Doing your Wudu is good physical and mental preparation to remind you you're not reading just another book. You are about to interact with God, so being clean should be a priority when communicating with Him.
3. Read only 5 minutes everyday. Too often, we think we should read Qur'an for at least one whole hour. If you aren't in the habit of reading regularly, this is too much. Start off with just five minutes daily. If you took care of step one, Insha Allah (God willing), you will notice that those five minutes will become ten, then half an hour, then an hour, and maybe even more!
4. Make sure you understand what you've read. Five minutes of reading the Qur'an in Arabic is good, but you need to understand what you're reading. Make sure you have a good translation of the Qur'an in the language you understand best. Always try to read the translation of what you've read that day.
5. Remember, the Qur'an is more interactive than a CD. In an age of "interactive" CD-Roms and computer programs, a number of people think books are passive and boring. But the Qur'an is not like that. Remember that when you read Qur'an,you are interacting with Allah. He is talking to you, so pay attention.
6. Don't just read, listen too. There are now many audio cassettes and CDs of the Qur'an, a number of them with translations as well. This is great to put on your walkman or your car's CD or stereo as you drive to and from work. Use this in addition to your daily Qur'an reading, not as a replacement for it.
7. Make Dua (supplication). Ask Allah to guide you when you read the Qur'an. Your aim is to sincerely, for the love of Allah, interact with Him by reading, understanding and applying His blessed words. Making Dua to Allah for help and guidance will be your best tool for doing this. 8:51 PM 9/25/2001
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This is getting ridiculous. British colleges/universities are achieving new lows. They charge extorsion money for their courses to all those outside of the EU (usually > $13,000 per academic year) and they keep enrolling foreign students who can barely speak English. Then they somehow manage to graduate them despite their abysmal language skills. I'm not xenophobic by saying this. I was a foreign student in Britain between 1992 and 1998. Last two years of my studies I saw the levels of education quickly decline while the oveseas tuition fees went through the roof at the same time. They became huge government approved money machines. What they are doing with this is their greed getting beyond belief. And note that I'm not talking about those colleges that pretend to be universities. In my case I'm talking about the University of Edinburgh. Last five years it's gone downhill so much it's not even funny. British education ain't nearly what it used to be.
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