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Nimda To Strike Again

Seabass55 writes: "Researchers say Nimda is set to propagate again after rechecking Nimda's code. God help all the MS boxes ... again." Looks like the owners of unpatched IIS machines have until 9 p.m. GMT (1 a.m. ET) to get ready. I'd like to see a nice double stockade for the writers of Sircam and Nimda, and maybe some fireants. Update: 09/27 22:45 GMT by T : Temporal confusion -- that's 5:00 GMT, sorry :) Update: 09/28 00:14 GMT by T : Carnage4Life contributes this link to a command-line tool from Microsoft to list patches already installed or still needed, if you think your Windows machine may be vulnerable.

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  1. fr0st p15t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SpanishInquisition is a raging homosexual. Him and I are butt buddies.

    - The AC Avenger

    1. Re:fr0st p15t by PowerTroll+5000 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      For once, I agree with you, Mr. Avenger.

      --

      I'm not afraid of falling, it's the sudden stop at the end that frightens me.

  2. gimme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now where are those scripts to shut down the boxes. To hell with the legal ramifications, I am sick of megabyte upon megabyte of log file filled with these fucking attacks.

  3. How Mohammed met his end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass, we all bury Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

    1. Re:How Mohammed met his end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      s/Mohammed/you/g;

  4. Re:Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yeah, these virii are almost as horrible as two planes crashing into the world trade center... !?!?!

  5. Re:Thanks, guys by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Oh wow. Are you intentionally begging for a -1 (Flamebait), or are you just ignorant? I won't even bother to point out the idiocy of your last statement, because I know there are a hundred more eloquent slashdotters behind me waiting to do just that.

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    -- If no truths are spoken then no lies can hide --
  6. Re:Cool Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    NAtional Man - Boy Love Association?

  7. Re:9 PM? by JohnHegarty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh no.... i hope you have someone else there who can point and click

  8. Re:Thats it ... time to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Shut the fuck up. The world does not revolve around Linux, it never will. Get that through your thick skull.

  9. Exterminate Islam. Death to Muslims. Destroy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. Kill all Mohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Sand Niggers.
    7. Kill all Dune Coons.
    8. Kill all Islam.
    9. Nuke their countries to hell.
    10. Nuke them again.
    11. Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.

  10. hmm... ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    anyone remember The Hacker and the Ants, by Rudy Rucker?

    No real reason for this post, just reminissing about a good book...

  11. Re:9 PM? by gid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    FYI, This guy's sig point to file:///dev/mouse I was courageous enough to click and it didn't do anything to mozilla, what's it supposed to do? Some sort of exploit I presume?

  12. test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    My dick cry out in tortured orgasm:


    1. Have gay sex with CmdrTaco.
      Have gay sex with Hemos.
      Have gay sex with Michael.
      Have gay sex with Timothy.
      Have gay sex with Cliff.
      Have gay sex with JonKatz.
      Have gay sex with CowboyNeal.
      Have gay sex with Roblimo.


    I suck on Cock. I shove my dick up Ass.
  13. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you have to use Netscape 4 to enjoy the fun

  14. test2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our heterosexuals cry out in tortured horror:
    1. Have gay sex with CmdrTaco.
    2. Have gay sex with Hemos.
    3. Have gay sex with Michael.
    4. Have gay sex with Timothy.
    5. Have gay sex with Cliff.
    6. Have gay sex with JonKatz.
    7. Have gay sex with CowboyNeal.
    8. Have gay sex with Roblimo.
    I suck on Cock. I shove my dick up Ass.
  15. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have account that i posted a few goatsex ascii arts with, is it still possible to gain karma with it?

    1. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      only if you post alot of ontopic lame jokes.

  16. Post it for us all to see! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    C'mon! Share the love!

  17. Re:Cool Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    North American you stupid fuck.

    You're never going to become a member at this rate.

  18. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    sikdude@yahoo.com

    So much for your attempt at a filter, Lunix Admin d00d3!

  19. very clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this one should be at +5. I would almost put up an apache server just to run this ... almost.

  20. Ahhh, those FINE M$ products!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Click the link and you get:

    Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server error '80004005'

    [DBNETLIB][ConnectionOpen (Connect()).]SQL Server does not exist or access denied.

    /library/shared/common/inc/sqldata.asp, line 176

    Yes! Let's spend countless thousands of dollars for M$ W2K/IIS and then we'll get lots of errors, when we could get Linux/Apache FOR FREE and get much better reliability with no loss of performance or functionality.

    Human beings really are STUPID!!

    (Wait, I'm a human being too! OH, CRAP!!)

  21. Re:Cool Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, that was his point, dumbass. It was a joke. Laugh.

  22. Re:I am a pothead. by zmooc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I do.

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    0x or or snor perron?!
  23. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So much for your attempt at a filter, Lunix Admin d00d3!

    Wow. One can only wonder what exploits you might be capable of when your reach your teens....

  24. Re:Not Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    then that stupid shitty company got what they deserved. i dont give a fuck if they cant hire an admin full time or not. either put up or get off the Internet

  25. This Just In! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Breaking News - It appears that Nimda was actually created by Microsoft to measure how many copies of pirated Microsoft operating systems are in use on the internet.

  26. ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    is it ok to write a script to automatically troll slashdot?

  27. Re:Cool Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nope, the North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.

  28. Re:9 PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    great I'll try it.

  29. Re:timmy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Timmy, dressed in his fluffy pink angora sweater, is stroking Bruce, his big tabby tomcat. The sounds of Johnny Mathis on the hi-fi fill a rosey bed chamber. Dreams of Mikinos dance in Timmy's head, as he rubs his silky thighs with Coppertone, and switches on the sun lamp. In the corner sits Randy, ready for another long night of Timmy's he-love.