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Microsoft Worms and Global Routing Instability

James Cowie writes: "Fresh analysis here indicates that worm propagation periods correlate very strongly with global BGP routing instability, as measured by sustained exponential increases in the number of prefix announcements and withdrawals seen in BGP message traces."

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  1. The most obvious conclusion to be drawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is sad, but true:

    Global Routing is dying.

  2. Microsoft x Worms by carlosjordao · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft IIS Worms
    Is the Worms cause or effect?
    Is IIS the cause or effect?

    If we shutdown one of them, net becomes stable?
    Is it easier shutdown worms than IIS?

    hmmm... it's a hard decision. Has anyone scanned Internet for viruses?

    :-)

    "Nobody is real - Powerman 5000"

    1. Re:Microsoft x Worms by ethereal · · Score: 3, Funny

      If IIS gets r00ted in a forest where no one's around, can you still hear the nimda flood it unleashes?

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  3. Msft is definitely guilty by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    of contributing to global worming. They need to cut back their toxic emissions immediately before it's too late to save the planet.

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  4. Viruses, terrorism and Microsoft by riflemann · · Score: 5, Funny

    So...on a related note.

    If it is true that viruses create BGP instability, one can extrapolate that this is a form of
    terrorism, by disrupting international communications.

    Now - as Microsoft has done almost nothing to effectively eliminate the threat of viruses, and
    hence a form of terrorism, MS can then be seen as "harbouring terrorism".

    Didn't George W himself say that those who harbour terrorists will receive the same fate?

    It's therefore in the international communities best interests to destroy Microsoft!

  5. what?!? by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 2, Funny

    are you trying to tell me that microsoft is unstable and most likely carrying some form of a virus? thanks impossible!

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  6. Re:Here's a great idea! (word association) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Beware Microsoft's Crack Moderation Squad has been deployed.

  7. Embrace and Extend by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whenever a popular product shows up on Windows, Microsoft usually ends up either buying the company or writing their own version which sucks for the first few versions. So when will we be seeing MS Worm Version 1.0?

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