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Microsoft Worms and Global Routing Instability
James Cowie writes: "Fresh analysis here indicates that worm propagation periods correlate very strongly with global BGP routing instability, as measured by sustained exponential increases in the number of prefix announcements and withdrawals seen in BGP message traces."
Net instability can also be predicted if Slashdot links to a .... well anything.
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The moderators are on crack again, I see....
The worst terrorist attacks in recorded history occurred just two weeks ago, and you folks are discussing the fact that worm propagation periods correlate very strongly with global BGP routing instability , as measured by sustained exponential increases in the number of prefix announcements and withdrawals seen in BGP message traces? My *god*, people! GET SOME PRIORITIES!
Fresh analysis indicates that radio advertisement length correlates very strongly with local traffic density. Many have suggested that the black helicopters are involved.
I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
all in hopes of providing some worthy bugfighter(s), with an appropriate address, to carry on the battle against the badtoll. we should know, as well as anybody, what's in a name? fud, is dead.
have you seen these guise? THEY are the REAL .commIEs, with all their PayPer LieSense BAD ?pr? billsh!t.
That's because only *BSD does Global Routing. *BSD needs an injection of Hot Grits to survive.
this isn't exactly flamebait is it- maybe we should stop tube feeding some of these moderators
brilliant!
3: We can laugh at your piss-poor attempt at karma whoring.
AC rules. Thx.