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More on the Replay TV 4000

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the oh-thats-so-yummy dept.

boskone noted that Replay TV's site has updated with a variety of new information that will definitely allow the Tivo/Replay flamewars to escalate. Besides the networking capability we mentioned earlier (send shows to friends, or to other Replay's on your home LAN), and the gigantic 320 hour maximum storage capacity, there are more detailed specicifcations. Also notable is the progressive video output port, and the fact that it actually requires ethernet, but doesn't require a subscription! I'd love to try one of these buggers out when they ship.

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  1. I r0X0r!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    now could you please..... suck it!

  2. How Mohammed met his end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneusly, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, uleashing torents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

  3. Exterminate Islam. Destroy All Muslims. Destroy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Our beloved dead cry out for justice:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. Kill all Mohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Sand Niggers.
    7. Kill all Dune Coons.
    8. Kill all Islam.
    9. Nuke their countries to hell.
    10. Nuke them again.
    11. Death to Islam.

    I shit on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I piss on Mohammed.

  4. nudge nudge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Say no more, say no more!
    You're wife, she, uh, into grits, is she?
    wink wink
    You've gotten first post before...


    whot's it like?

  5. Re:subscription by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    "
    The broadcast networks can only afford
    to be free if they have income, and if
    enough people start skipping the
    commercials, they'll have to do something
    about it.
    "

    Like wither up and die? YAY!
    Or even better - become PBS stations! WAHOO!
    I am getting one of these tomorow!

  6. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh dear, how dare one break the literary and grammatical good taste ever present of /. ? Excuse the shit out of us, sucker !

  7. Re:assembly woes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Try using a rubber dildo. Hey, it worked for me! :))) ^__^ 8-)

  8. "specicifcations"?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I've said it before, I'll say it again - get a spell checker!