Messing Around With The Prime Directive

Posted by ryuzaki0 on Friday September 28, 2001 @08:31PM from the when-the-reporters-and-journalists-come-i-will- dept.

One of the humour sites that I enjoy, SatireWire is back with a look at the daily struggles of the Enterprise orbiting the current Earth. Considering the last reaction to Star Trek, I figured people would like this.

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Much funnier... (tangental) by Alakaboo · 2001-09-28 20:46 · Score: 4, Funny

The previous article [satirewire.com] is much funnier (imho), and probably the best I've read from satirewire in a while.
Satire, Slashdot, Star Trek by MartyJG · 2001-09-28 21:39 · Score: 5, Funny

all rolled into one: Top 90 Ways Star Trek Would Change If Slashdot Replaced Starfleet.

As usual, you need a login to vote (moderate).

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Re:Star Trek and geek critics by j7953 · 2001-09-28 23:00 · Score: 4, Funny

... pattern matching, which necessitates illogical responses.

You'd better not tell Larry Wall.

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Re:Warp 13 by bero-rh · 2001-09-29 06:35 · Score: 4, Funny

Redefinition of the scale. Imagine:

Worf: The Borg ship is following us and catching up!
Picard: Increase speed to warp 9.99999999999999999999999999999345671235...
[Borg ship destroys enterprise before Picard could finish stating the speed]

Similarily, I can easily tell you my old small car can go 180, and most British and American people won't believe me (because they'll think in terms of mph while I'm talking about kph).

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Re:Warp 13 by Bob+McCown · 2001-09-30 10:06 · Score: 2, Funny

So, could NCC-SpinalTap go to warp 11?