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PayPal Announces Intent To IPO
seek31337 was the first to write to us with the word-direct-from-the-mouth that PayPal has announced its intention to IPO. Not much other details, but interesting nonetheless.
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Tenth post, like I said. Eh!
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After all, Paypal sucks liquid shit.
OPERA is the browser of choice for paypal employees. shouldnt you use the same browser as these great folks? how can you say no, except if the question was: "do you not want to use OPERA?"
get OPERA at www.opera.com
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i will punch him in the penis
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Passed the trendy shops on Broadway
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Record stores in the Village are just the same
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I don't know about Gates, but Paul Allen is one of their venture capitalists.
Bill Gates was a investor in Web Van (rip). He's invested in quite a few ventures.
at least change the fuckin name, this is so old
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What, mod me down? I'm serious! Since when did silly rumors become news? Seems to me that this could probably wait until something with more substance is released by paypal.
/dev/null on that.
In my opinion, you all ought to take a quick look at what constitutes news, then >
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