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Dmitry Sklyarov Gains High-Profile Defense Lawyer

Posted by timothy on from the representations dept.

Diesel Dave writes: "There's an article on Law.com about Dmitry Sklyarov's new Lawyer. Renowned San Francisco defense attorney John Keker has agreed to represent the Russian programmer pro bono. Keker is quoted as saying: "I think he is being unjustly accused and that's the kind of case I like to do." and "[The Government is] always welcome to dismiss the case, but we didn't come in to make a plea deal." This gives me the impression he has full intensions of fighting this to the end. Good."

19 of 228 comments (clear)

  1. cop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Driving home on the freeway, I was startled by a cop car suddenly pulling up
    beside me from out of nowhere with its lights flashing. Then relief as it kept
    going, after someone else.

    Just as that cop was looking for someone else, but for a brief moment I thought
    he was after me, so is she looking for someone else, but for a brief moment
    it looked to me like she might have been after me.

    2001-09-29

    1. Re:cop by newr00tic · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      second post =)

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      A horse can't be sick, you know, even if he wants to.
  2. Party time!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A case of beer

    Some acid

    Three gerbils

    Duct tape

    Two young goats

    A twelve-year old virgin

    Nipple clamps

    Four enema bags

    Styrofoam penuts

    A lot of lube

    And a cardboard cutout of George W. Bush

    Oooh boy am I gonna have fun tonight!!

  3. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    especially with lube!

  4. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hog-tied and getting fisted

  5. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You cannot take it dry, sir? Weakling.

  6. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    stripping and beating your 5 year old daughter into sucking your cockmonster down her virgin throat

  7. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    i don't care about the guy i'm fucking.

    i use lube so that i won't get abrasions on my dick.

  8. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    hey! this thread is about gay sex.

    start your own goddamn thread!

  9. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    raping and torturing a young goat

  10. Re:nothing compares to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    getting shot up your ass and living in agony for 30 minutes afterwards

  11. Hello! by cyborg_munkee · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am the real cyborg_monkey. You are an asshole. I am kewl. I am the furst post master, you are a twat. blah blah blah.

  12. Other sources? by warpeightbot · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Does somebody have another source for this? Law.com is requiring cookies, and I know this sounds whiny, but I'm just a little too cagey right now to go waltzing onto a commerical site with Junkbuster disabled...

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    This domestic terrorism has got to stop.

  13. VA files for Chapter 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    see for yourself !


    btw what's up with this stupid lameness filter

  14. I like goats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    yes. goats.

  15. Squiggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Squiggy, an Oi! band from NJ, has a very good song called Hang The Lawyers.

  16. Re:sigh .. read the book of Leviticus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ooooh, can i? i'd love to preach the word of god to you while you give me a rim job! thou shalt not AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

  17. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I like goats.

  18. Re:Great news - Keker is top notch by sheldon · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Whoops!

    Now I have to sit here for 20 seconds typing randomly so that my post can be accepted by the almighty slashdot.