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Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony Tonight
Ellen Spertus writes "The Eleventh First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony will be held in Cambridge, MA, on Thursday, Oct. 4, to honor scientific achievements that cannot, or should not, be reproduced. The ceremony, which will be webcast live and broadcast later on Science Friday, is sponsored by The Annals of Improbable Research. The accompanying Ig Informal Lectures will be held Saturday, Oct. 6, at MIT."
# ISLAM #
...
Forgive this. But I will not forget.
Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Mohammedans.
Kill all Arabs.
Kill all Towel Heads.
Kill all Camel Jockeys.
Kill all Sand Niggers.
Kill all Dune Coons.
Kill all Islam.
Nuke their countries to hell.
Nuke them again.
Death to Islam.
I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
I call on the Destruction of Mecca and Medina, the most unholy shit dumps on earth.
You don't have to be a Kreskin to predict Osama bin Laden's future
And to all you Abdul Mohammed Al-Jaraazi Abdullah Mustafuh Atta Quadaphi Fuck-Head Al-Towel-Rag:
Your "God" is our "Satan," have fun burning you scum. You disgusting animals, you will be a fresh farm of much needed organs for people who need livers and hearts, but I personally would rather die than receive a heart or liver from your satanic self.
Hey, Ayatollah towel heads, you will be sent to heaven to meet your maker. (That would be Satan)
I have no ability to stop my hatred towards you Ayatollahs, you better not peep out like a mushroom in a festering swamp lest I shoot your vile head off and harvest your organs for people who need them and cremate your vile self for crop fertilizer.
# ISLAM #
Tales from the Koran: How Mohammed met his end.
We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass.
Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull.
We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.
# GOAT KORAN #
For it is written in Mine book that goats are PLEASING and HOLY, in Mine eyes.
I have told the Prophet Mohummad, peace on him!, that he should try a goat, but he is an 'ass-infidel', and persues young moslems.
For this is pleasing in Mine eyes as well! I hearby issue a Fatwah: May the asses of the infidels be reamed by the Prophet, peace on him!, until they look like the goatse.cx man, who is of the devil.
# 99 Morally Bankrupt Fuckwads on the wall #
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 moronic flea harbors left on the wall.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just over three weeks ago, and you people are discussing the fact that the The Eleventh First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony will be held in Cambridge, MA, on Thursday, Oct. 4, to honor scientific achievements that cannot, or should not, be reproduced???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of 20,000+ dead people could give a good god damn about your scientific achievments, your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life".