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Netcraft Survey Updated
The latest survey is out and ready for reading from Netcraft. There's some interesting commentary in regards to Code Red, and its effects on web usage. One of the things that I found most interesting was the data showing that while the number of sites hosted by Apache continues to grow, the number of physical webservers running some variety of Windows is about half of the total. Worth checking out.
You guys need to get your bots checked
With a couple of nukes and all the tea in China, we could make this world a British paradise.
Due to the recent tragedies in New York, Washington D.C., and Pennsylvania, I will not make my usual "Beowulf cluster" comment. I hope you understand.
Thank you.
--Patrick Bateman, Esq.
The worst terrorist attacks occurred less than three weeks ago, and you people are discussing the latest survey which is out and ready for reading from Netcraft, containing some interesting commentary in regards to Code Red, and its effects on web usage? My *god* people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
Quite frankly, the 6000+ people who died in this unprecedented tragedy could give a rats ass about WEB SERVER STATISTICS! You people disgust me.
Osama Bin Laden was sitting in his cave wondering who to terrorize next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Bin Laden," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Dubya down in Texas, USA. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Dubya," Osama replied, "This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," said Dubya after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Jacob, my next door neighbor William, and the entire rodeo team from the pub -- that makes 8!"
Osama sighed. "I must tell you Dubya that I have 1 million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Hollyshit!", said Dubya, "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Dubya rang back. "Right Mr. Bin Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Dubya?" Osama asked.
"Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm."
Once more Osama sighed. "I must tell you, Dubya, that I have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel carriers, and my army has increased to 1 and a half million since we last spoke."
"Really?!" said Dubya "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, Dubya rang again the next day. "Right Mr. Bin Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Ted's ultra-light with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the bridge team has joined us as well!"
Osama was silent for a minute, then sighed. "I must tell you Dubya that I have 10 thousand bombers, 20 thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military complex is surrounded by laser-guided surface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Jesus fucking Christ!", said Dubya, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Dubya called again the next day. "Right Mr. Bin Laden, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Osama. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Dubya "We've all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed 2 million prisoners."
Everytime I encounter a mexican they've turned out to be rude and unkind. Let's change that.
An article that is very similar to this one, yet a lot more informative is at TacoInspector.com.
I guess you didn't have time to read the survey, right?
The dead's horrific screams cry out for vengeance:
1.Kill all Hate.
2.Kill all Ignorance.
3.Kill all Bigots.
4.Kill all dogma.
5.Kill all persecution.
6.Kill all greed.
7.Kill all misinformation.
8.Kill all nationalism.
9.Nuke their intolerance to hell.
10.Nuke it again.
11.Death to Hate.
I piss on rage. I wipe my ass with fury. I spit upon rage.
reread the parent to your comment. I was mocking the original poster. two small changes, but they are there...
anyway, I agree with you.
Amos Amaker was a wrastling fool,
He used to wrastle alligators on his way to school.
He'd stroke 'em on the belly, a throw 'em in a sack,
Then he'd run on into school with the gators on his back.
Teacher saw him comin' and she stood up on her chair.
Hollered out to Amos that she didn't want him there.
Amos said politely as he settled in his seat,
Better mind your manners, 'cause my gators want some meat.
Born in the backwoods and raised by a bear,
Two coats of jawbone, double coat of hair.
Tamed him down with a big pine board,
He's a mean Ema-Nema, he's a gator by lord.
1 Platoon, A CO., 3/5 INF., 193rd INF. BDE (Panama) Jody Calls, Ist ed.
I agree about everything except "a very small bill" the people should never be responsible for what the government does. If you want to kill the government, go ahead. Kill the military? At least they are putting their lives on the line willingly. Killing civilians is bad no matter who does it. And yes I know the US has done it. My point is not the defend the US, but civilians. Those people didn't deserve to die.
Now I'm really glad germany is one of the 7 countries that favor Linux. Yeah right on!
France will be added soon...Yummy!
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Since 1979, his country has been under constant attack.
Since 1948, his religion has been demonized.
Since September 11, 2001, he has kept the "most powerful nation on earth" frustrated.
Osama bin Ladin is more than the most controversial political figure of our time; he is also a man from whom we can learn inestimable wisdom about the political situation in the middle east. Come see why we've established a homepage at amerika.org for Osama bin Ladin and anyone else who wants to read between the lies of U.S./U.N. foreign policy.
http://www.amerika.org/
The Osama bin Ladin Homepage(tm)
Why the fuck does this get modded as funny 4, funny?
Oh wait, I forgot. This is Slashdot, the blinder-eyed Linux-boosterism site.
more like you require distributed computing just to be able to run Windows XP.
Hi Vasilis,
Someone modded you down as Offtopic, and I meta-modded them as Fair. But what you said makes sense and is relevant to its thread. "So why is this fair?" you might ask.
It's because you fed the troll. You flamed the flamebait.
Next time, when someone is stupid, ignore them instead of encouraging them. Thank you.