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3G Cel Service Starts in Japan
Graymalkn writes "According to this story on the BBC, DoCoMo has finally launched the world's first 3G cellular service in Japan. Phones start at $560 and can go as high as $800 for one which can double as a video camera." Eventually they'll be able to watch movies on the new phones, but for now service for the phones is limited to a 20 mile radius around the center of Tokyo. I haven't found an exact number of bandwidth, but I believe it's like 384k downlink. To your phone. Once again, my jealousy runs rampant.
There are two ells in cell.
lol.
yeah, tenticle porn.
THIS is exactly what I've been waiting for.
though, I don't need to go in to the effects of broadband on your laptop/cellphone (wanna spell that right on the frontpage?)
ANYWHERE.
peace out office.
the lameness filter never fails
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would you like to try again?
there are no female posters at this time. Sorry.
No need to be jealous...
Take a piece of large paper. Cut a hole in it 1.5" by 2.25". Cover your monitor with this piece of paper. Now start using your computer like this and you will experience things just as if you had this service on a cell phone in your neck 'o the woods.
Who cares what the phones cost.....what does it cost to use them per month?
You need to line your wallet with aluminum foil.
"All Your Base" is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered "All Your Base" community when last month IDC confirmed that "All Your Base" accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all jokes. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that "All Your Base" has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. "All Your Base" is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive Humor test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict "All Your Base's" future. The handwriting is on the wall: "All Your Base" faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for "All Your Base" because "All Your Base" is dying. Things are looking very bad for "All Your Base". As many of us are already aware, "All Your Base" continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. "Move Zig" is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers. "For Great Justice" leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of "For Great Justice". How many users of "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" are there? Let's see. The number of "For Great Justice" versus "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" users. "It's you" posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of "Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb" posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of "It's you". A recent article put "Move Zig" at about 80 percent of the "All Your Base" market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "Move Zig" users. This is consistent with the number of "Move Zig" Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of what you say, make your time, and so on, Captain went out of business and was taken over by CATS who owns another troubled base. Now CATS is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that "All Your Base" has steadily declined in market share. "All Your Base" is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If "All Your Base" is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. "All Your Base" continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, "All Your Base" is dead.
"All Your Base" is dying
no they're not, their pussies are really shallow (a corollary of the japanese male's short penis). Unless you're a westerner with an anomalously small penis, you'll be grinding uncomfortably against their cervix evenwhen you're only 2/3rds way in.
Of course you could anally violate them...