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IOCCC Accepting New, 'Improved' Entries

Posted by michael on from the for-small-values-of-improved dept.

Rudolf writes: "The 16th International Obfuscated C Code Contest is open from now until 01 Dec 2001 23:59:59 UTC. Details are at the IOCCC web site. From the front page, the contest goals are: -- To write the most Obscure/Obfuscated C program (within contest rules -- To show the importance of programming style, in an ironic way. -- To stress C compilers with unusual code. -- To illustrate some of the subtleties of the C language. -- To provide a safe forum for poor C code. :-)"

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  1. too bad .... by Alien54 · · Score: 0, Troll
    we can't nominate windows for an obfuscated code category of some sort.

    but then, it is probably the all time champion of obfuscation, in any language.

    unless we look at something like OS/2?

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  2. Kill Arabs. Kill Muslims. Kill Islam. Kill. Kill. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Our ded cry out n tortured horror:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. Kill ll Mohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Dune Coons.
    7. Kill all Islam.
    8. Nuke their countries to hell.
    9. Nuke them again.
    10. Death to Islam.

    I shit on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I piss on Mohammed.

  3. Re:Kill Arabs. Kill Muslims. Kill Islam. Kill. Kil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    This has nothing to do with obfuscated C coding!

  4. Tales from the Koran: How Mohammed met his end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White, while two rabbis shit on Mohammed's back. The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, and The Giver shoots his up Mohammed's ass. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammeds penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, and gobbling them with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull. We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

  5. Re:my fovorite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    I was watching a nature show on TV. Seems like the Japanese have a real problem with Snow Monkeys. They used to be cute and fuzzy, fun to photograph and drew thousands of tourists to watch their antics every year. But then the tourists began to feed the monkeys. As one biologist said: Wild monkeys are used to fending for themselves. When they can start getting food without working, their behavior changes. They become mean, aggressive and dangerous. If they see something they want they take it. Now, farmers have to hire guards with sawed off shotguns to protect their property (just like South Africa) and tourists risk attack whenever a monkey approaches (just like in any big American city).

    Yes Amanda, our version of the Snow Monkey (Nigger Americanus) behaves exactly like the Japanese species.