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Farscape Signs for 2 More Years

Dimes noted that the scifi channel has signed Farscape for 2 more seasons. 44 more episodes of my favorite sci-fi on TV (Well, maybe Lexx gives it a run for its money ;). New episodes start in January, and I'm a happy camper. Related ramblings: TNN is doing a marathon rerun of all of ST:TNG all this week. And I finally watched Enterprise- that theme song really has gotta go. But I'd like to see more, if only I could get it in my area. So much potential if they don't screw it up.

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  1. So much potential... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...if they dont screw it up. Dammit Taco, you're a fucking genius.

    1. Re:So much potential... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      # ISLAM #

      Forgive this. But I will not forget.

      Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
      Kill all Muslims.
      Kill all Mohammedans.
      Kill all Arabs.
      Kill all Towel Heads.
      Kill all Camel Jockeys.
      Kill all Sand Niggers.
      Kill all Dune Coons.
      Kill all Islam.
      Nuke their countries to hell.
      Nuke them again.
      Death to Islam.

      I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.

      You don't have to be a Kreskin to predict Osama bin Laden's future

      And to all you Abdul Mohammed Al-Jaraazi Abdullah Mustafuh Atta Quadaphi Fuck-Head Al-Towel-Rag:
      Your "God" is our "Satan," have fun burning you scum. You disgusting animals, you will be a fresh farm of much needed organs for people who need livers and hearts, but I personally would rather die than receive a heart or liver from your satanic self.

      Hey, Ayatollah towel heads, you will be sent to heaven to meet your maker. (That would be Satan)

      I have no ability to stop my hatred towards you Ayatollahs, you better not peep out like a mushroom in a festering swamp lest I shoot your vile head off and harvest your organs for people who need them and cremate your vile self for crop fertilizer.

      # ISLAM #

      Tales from the Koran: How Mohammed met his end.

      We shove Jimmy Dean® Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass.
      Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull.

      We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.

      # GOAT KORAN #

      For it is written in Mine book that goats are PLEASING and HOLY, in Mine eyes.

      I have told the Prophet Mohummad, peace on him!, that he should try a goat, but he is an 'ass-infidel', and persues young moslems.

      For this is pleasing in Mine eyes as well! I hearby issue a Fatwah: May the asses of the infidels be reamed by the Prophet, peace on him!, until they look like the goatse.cx man, who is of the devil.

      The
      Prophet
      Mohummad
      / x \
      I |
      I \==
      \______/
      ||
      []
      []\ Muslims
      []\\ /______\
      [] \\ /________\
      [] \\ / o o \
      [] && [][][][][][][][]| > /
      []8=KORAN=*O [] \ \_/ /
      ||\\ [] [] [] \----/
      || \\ [] [] []
      || \\[][][][][] [][]

      # 99 Morally Bankrupt Fuckwads on the wall #

      99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall ...
      99 Sheep fucking twits,
      You shoot one down,
      You kick it around,
      98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.

      98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
      98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
      You shoot one down,
      You kick it around,
      97 slimy turds left on the wall.

      97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
      97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
      You shoot one down,
      You kick it around,
      96 moronic flea harbors left on the wall.

  2. i hate everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    and i hope the entire goddamn universe just goes to hell. these days, seems like it's already got a head start.

  3. fp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    first post!

  4. New study reaffirms facts about homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
    Washington, DC, Sep 10 - "We're saddened but not surprised by a recent University of Pennsylvania study that shows widespread exploitation of children for sex," said Traditional Values Chairman Rev. Lou Sheldon today. "The estimated 95% of boys who are sexually exploited by adult men is all the more reason why we oppose the normalization of homosexuality in our culture."

    Traditional Values Coalition is responding to the University of Pennsylvania's study, "The Commercial Sexual Exploitation of Children in the U.S., Canada, and Mexico," produced by the Center for the Study of Youth Policy and released on Monday.

    "We've known for a long time that homosexual males molest same-sex children in far higher numbers than heterosexuals," said Sheldon. "This report is more evidence that homosexuals pose a serious threat to children-especially to boys."

    Homosexuals make up only 1-2% of our population, noted Sheldon, yet this report indicates that they account for 95% of the molestations of boys. "This is outrageous," said Rev. Sheldon. "The fact that boys are molested by homosexual men at a rate this high should cause parents to rise up in opposition to the normalization of homosexuality in our culture. Instead, we have just the opposite coming from organizations like the Gay Lesbian & Straight Education Network (GLSEN) which holds its National Conference this month and which has as part of its mission statement:

    "'Since homophobia and heterosexism undermine a healthy school climate, we work to educate teachers, students and the public at large about the damaging effects these forces have on youth and adults alike'."

    GLSEN is advocating the teaching of homosexual perversion from grades K through 12 in public schools with your tax dollars!

    Sheldon notes that in 1987, Dr. Stephen Rubin of Whitman College conducted a study of molestation rates of public school teachers. He studied 199 cases of molestation and found that 32% of the cases involved homosexuals molesting same-sex students. "This study shows that although homosexuals are only 1-2% of the population, they accounted for nearly a third of the molestation's of children in this study. We must protect our children from homosexual child molesters!" said Sheldon.

  5. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  6. Getting a head start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    Taco seems to be watching a lot of TV nowadays, in addition to the 12 hours/day of Anime. All he has left to do when VA closes is add his fat ass to the bottom of the welfare rolls...

  7. Boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I want to see the whole world destroyed. The WTC was a good start. Hopefully my city can go last so I get a chance to watch all the carnage around me and laugh. Here's to the death of the human race!

    1. Re:Boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      I want to see my whole world suck my cock. You were a good start. Hopefully I can go last so I get a chance to watch all the cocksucking around me and laugh. Here's to the sucking of my cock!