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Apocalypse 3
rob_99 writes: "The third installment of the Apocalypse is out!" You may have missed the first or second Apocalypses. This one is roughly "all about operators".
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contains nude pics of Heidi Wall?
Je t'aime Stéphanie
zzzzzzzz who the fuck cares
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develop this. no, really. includes a year's free hosting.
I am homosexual.
Iraq , not Afghanistan.
by the way the israeli's lik to kill muslims and so do WE, hey pathan gay power, WE HINDU'S ARE THE MANLIEST, READ THE ARTICLES ON THIS WEBSITE ABOUT THE MUSLIM GENOCIDE, AND HOW WE LOVE TO HARASS AND RAPE MUSLIM WOMEN,
We created pakistan for you bastards and we will not rest till each and every muslim motherr fucker is wiped out of INDIA.
JAI HINDU RASHTRA(brahmans, dalits, kshatriya, vaishnav's, buddhists, jain's, sikhs)
WUAHHAHAHAHA wuahahhahahaha later loserssss!!!!
I understand, you KNOW the US hasn't learned from the experience of the British and Soviets because of your privileged access to the top secret briefings going on in Washington. Nice to know that the crack Slashdot editorial team has top secret, eyes only access.
Oh, right, forgive me. You are relying on your vast military experience. You numerous years in the Army, Air Force, Navy and Marines. Your high rank. I forget, did you retire as an Admiral, or as a General? Or was it both?
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm mistaken. You are relying on the broad, but also deep, education you received on your way to a Ph.D. in both political science and history.
Or is it that you have no idea what you are talking about.
Take me from behind, raw and unlubed'' -- Michael Sims
However, what does Jon Katz, the Slashdot
wannabe uber-cyber-f$ckwit-geek, think about
this?
Waiting in anticipation (Ooops, that's
redundant)
On August 3, 1997, I decided to castrate myself. At 3:30 pm, I started to prepare my scrotum and testicles to be removed. I banded the scrotum at the top just below the penis. I used rubber bands. (I should have used an elastrator to band the scrotum but since I didn't have one I improvised.) Next I took ice and packed the scrotum and testicles so that I wouldn't be in pain as in prior experimenting with banding them it was extremely painful.
During the next 8 hour period I kept them well iced. While I had them iced I prepared the bathroom with the necessary instruments to remove them with. I got a sharp pair of scissors, bandages, leather shoelace, peroxide, neosporin, clean white towels, sterile needle, mercerized thread, a bowl (to put them in once removed), the telephone and made sure the front door was unlocked (in case of emergency).
At 11:15 pm, I entered the bathroom and prepared myself to remove the scrotum and testicles. I removed the ice packs, took the leather shoelace and wrapped it around the scrotum over the rubber bands to make sure it is extremely tight so as not to bleed excessively.
At 11:30 pm, I took the scissors and started from the left to the right (since I am left-handed) cutting straight across the scrotum. With my right hand I held the scrotum and testicles firmly so that I can cut straightly. When I had successfully removed them I put them in the bowl. I took the peroxide and cleaned the area where the scrotum and testicles once were. I left the area like that for about 45 minutes while I took photographs of what I did. I then went to start stitching the area up when I started to spurt blood due to the leather shoelace and rubber bands slipping. I immediately took the clean white towels and packed the area with them.
I didn't want to take a chance since I was by myself so I called 911 and told them what happened. Soon afterward the ambulance and police arrived. I explained to the EMT's what I did. They took sterile packing and repacked the area. I was then transported to the hospital. The police locked up the house for me since I wasn't able to. (BTW, nothing ever happened with the police department.) In the ambulance the EMT's put an IV in me. The EMT's by the way did take the scrotum and testicles to the hospital as well. Unfortunately they ended up staying at the hospital.
Upon arriving at the hospital, the emergency room doctor called a Urologist to see me after he made sure I wasn't bleeding further excessively. When the Urologist got there, he examined me, the scrotum and testicles. He told me that he wasn't going to reattach the scrotum and testicles. (Which I already knew since they had been dead for so long.) He said that all they were going to do is stop the bleeding and sew me up. He explained that they had to cut a 1" incision on both sides above the penis so they can close the blood vessels. Once they have done that they would removed the bands and shoelace to see what type of damage was done. I waited in the emergency room hallway for over an hour and a half since all the operating rooms were being used.
At 2:00 am on August 4th, I was wheeled into the operating room. At 4:30 am I was wheeled out into the recovery room. I was then moved to the surgical intensive care unit at 5:30 am where I was still hooked up to an IV. For the next 24 hours I was kept on antibiotics being put in my IV. Later, in the morning, the Urologist came in with the medical students. He told me that I almost cut into the urethra and that if I did I would leak urine for the rest of my life. I laughed at him and told him he was full of shit because when they do the sex change surgery they cut, shorten and relocate the urethra.
In the afternoon, a shrink was sent in to evaluate me. I thought fast and gave a rational explanation of why I did it. When I was finished He told me I was very much aware of what I did and not psychotic and knew what I was doing.
The next morning after the last antibiotic was finished in my IV, the IV was removed and all that I needed to do was urinate twice and each had to be a good amount. Later in the afternoon I was dismissed from the hospital.
When I got home my Master at the time took pictures of me. He was very upset as I had done the castration while He was out of town. He didn't want me castrated at all. I spent a month recouperating at home. At the end of the month I was pretty much healed up. My Master for the rest of the time I was with Him punished me for what I did.
I don't recommend anyone doing what I did especially by yourself. If you do decided to try it make sure someone else is with you and use an elastrator NOT rubber bands and leather shoelace like I did. I have a medical background which is why I did it by myself. Also research what you are going to do so that you know what you are doing for sure.
My next project will be getting the penis removed which is more complicated because of 8 blood vessels in the penis of which 6 are major ones where you can bleed to death if not careful. This is the true way a slave should be. Neither male nor female just an it.
Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try.
No hell below us,
Above us, only sky.
Imagine all the people
Living for today.
Only a cock gobbling fag would moderate this post down.
I just heard some good news on CBC Radio 1, Classics and Beyond.
Stephen King, author of the song "Stand By Me" and
all of the ST:TNG episodes that featured Wesley Crusher,
was found undead in his home soon after he was found
dead there. He is a zombie now and he is roaming the
Maine countryside looking for brains to devour etc.
He was last seen lurching through a field toward
a beautiful sunset and then he tripped over a wooden
fence but he got up again, so he's alright.
Anyway, if you have any spare brains, PLEASE GIVE!
"if I had a time machine, I would enforce prefix or postfix notation, make operators on different languages standard and be careful not to overuse any symbol or operator."
Really? Well, if I had a time machine, I'd go back and fuck Brooke Shields when she was 15.
Did I post that out loud? Burn, Karma, burn!
graspee
specialist equation solving software or simple iteration if you have a very long time to spare.
I picked my nose 3 times in a row
NOW ITS BLEEDING
Nah, 'cause even back then she was a beautiful and famous star and you'd still be...well, let's just say NOT a beautiful and famous star.
This next song is very sad. Please clap along. -- Robin Zander
Do your own homework, AC.
two are better than one.
But what do you expect from moderators? They are the same people who read SlashDot and post comments. Whatever algorithm is used to distribute moderation points, it can be abused by trolls.
Try reading read this story at -1. Most comments are offtopic or real trolls. I'm sure that more than half or the comments to this story were made by people with no Perl programming experience at all.
This story is just too hard to understand for an average SlashDot user. Almost every on-topic comment has been moderated up (or down, as in this case) because they are rare compared to the noise.
An average moderator is probably a bit smarter than an average comment poster, but not much.
What bothers me is that moderators are not forced to moderate at -1 threshold. The moderator guidelines recommend it, but the system doesn't enforce it.
The guidelines also ask to concentrate on promoting, not demoting. But I believe that some moderators read the story at +2 and demote comments that they don't understand. Yet they almost don't see the real trolls to compare. Neither do they see good comments at +1.
If you don't understand the post, that doesn't mean it's written by someone who is smarter than you. Mod it "informative" only if you know it to be true.
No, it works just fine. Maybe if you'd use ❊ instead, as the Standards intended: ...
Answer: particle swarm optimization
2.739 1.988 0.854 1.529
1.581 0.871 2.840 1.818
2.482 0.861 1.414 2.353
2.071 1.729 2.523 0.787
1.302 1.321 3.192 1.295
1.587 2.860 1.786 0.877
2.927 1.106 1.952 1.125
1.827 1.316 0.995 2.972
3.054 1.085 1.238 1.733
2.307 2.089 0.752 1.962
Coding is left as an exercise for the reader.
-Kevin
I didn't think that I really would have had any chance- but then you can't have thought I was really being realistic? hahhahah
Anyway, you should have linked to Blue Lagoon, not Pretty Baby- she was only about 12 or 13 in that- and what am I, sick ?
graspee, AC for karma preservation