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Black Death's Genome Cracked
exceed writes: "This article on Wired, and this article on Yahoo! News states that scientists have decoded the genome of the bubonic plague bacterium. This will now (hopefully soon) lead to vaccinations and treatments for the disease it causes."
Who the hell cares about the bubonic plague? We dealt with that shit back in the 1200's. There are more important diseases these scientists should have been studying, like AIDS and cancers.
Although the citizens of the U.S. will probably suffer an unspeakable loss of civil liberties and privacy, we will probably reap many benefits from the medical research that was spurred.
-sting3r
A Beowulf cluster of these?
LKJJL:JJLJJLKLJKLJ LAMENESS FILTER BLAH BLAH *(*&*&*(
// TODO: Insert Cool Sig
First, I would like to get to know you. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
It was cracked? Does that mean the genome was running IIS?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
The world would never notice, after all who would ever stop to think about boy bands if they weren't around to begin with?
anything that would make the rabble rousing, news manufacturing, mongoloid morons at CNN Shut The Fuck Up would be a good thing.
man i hate media paranoia. i wish i could make them all pet the squirrels at the grand canyon.
except Valerie Voss, she can show me her tits anytime, even if they are scraping her knees now.
There were once two Mexicans riding on their horses when one of the Mexicans said to the other:
-"Do you know Alfonzo Bonzo?"
-"Do I know Alfonzo Bonzo mi amigo? Let me tell you a story."
One afternoon I was riding my horse when out of the bushes jumped Alfonzo Bonzo. He was holding a postola. He aimed it at me and said, " Get off your horse!" What could I do he had a pistola, so I got off my horse. He then said to me, " Pull down your trousers!" What could I do he had a pistola, so I pulled down my trousers. Then he said, " Make shit!" What could I do, he had a pistola, so I made shit. Then he said to me, " Eat shit!" What could I do, he had a pistola, so I ate shit. BUT then I tricked him and I got his pistola. Then I said to him, " Pull down your trousers!" What could he do, I had the pistola, so he pulled down his trousers. Then I said to him, "Make shit!" What could he do, I had the pistola so he made shit. " Then I said to him, " Eat shit!" What could he do, I had the pistola, so he ate shit.
And you are asking me if I know Alfonzo Bonzo mi amigo?
WE HAD DINNER TOGETHER!
[from the troll who posted original message]
try using proxies from cyberarmy.com, then you can troll as much as you want.. I miss your early posts of the "Let me get this straight..." I would really like to see it on more articles! I don't bother to troll your message to articles with like 50+ comments cause no one will see them as well..
[from the troll who posted original message]
btw, what should i change about my troll to suit my fellow trollers needs? what dont you like about it?
The post should read more like this:
The main guidelines for anal sex are Communication, Relaxation, Lubrication. You see, your anus consists of two rings of muscle, dubbed the external and internal sphincters. Your external sphincter is under your voluntary control--you can relax it at will. But your internal sphincter is _not_ under voluntary control. If you are tense, your internal sphincter will be tight, and trying to force anything into it will hurt, which will make you (and it) even _more_ tense. So the rule in anal sex is to go slowly; you can't force your way into enjoying it.
Communication: talk about what you're going to do before you do it! Don't just roll your partner over and surprise them; they won't be relaxed and it won't be fun. Make sure you both are comfortable with the idea of anal play. Relaxation: listen to your body. If your ass wants to be played with, you will know; if it doesn't, don't rush anything. Lubrication: your anus doesn't lubricate, so you need to use a WATER-SOLUBLE lubricant such as KY Jelly or Probe. Use LOTS of it; it's clean! The more lube you use, the more comfortable you will be. And finally, communication again: if you haven't played with your anus before, the sensations will be intense and strange. You may feel like you are having a bowel movement when your partner slides their fingers out of you; it takes some experience to realize that this feeling is deceptive and that what you're feeling won't result in a soiled bedsheet.
It's not enough to just clean your anus, though; your partner should also use a latex barrier (a glove for fingering, a dental dam or a piece of (non-microwaveable) Saran Wrap for licking, and a condom for fucking) when having sex with you. This is true in general, but especially true for anal sex; unprotected anal sex is the riskiest kind of sex with regard to transmitting STDs of any sort. Also, using protection often increases the sensation of safety and cleanliness, which helps many people relax and enjoy the experience more. (Some say that anal play isn't as risky as all that. The facts are that in some cities intestinal parasites, spread by unprotected anal sex, have been considered a serious sexually transmitted public health problem, with thousands of people infected. Decide for yourself how much risk you want to accept.) And anything that has come in contact with the anus should be cleaned thoroughly (or thrown away, in the case of latex barriers) before coming into contact with the mouth or vagina.
I already mentioned that it's not a good idea to force anything. Let me be more emphatic: if you feel pain in your ass while you're having anal sex, STOP. Too-rough anal sex can stress and possibly tear the anal lining, which can lead to very serious infections. Anal sex does NOT mix with force, and should NEVER be used as a way to inflict pain. And if you find yourself bleeding from the rectum, go see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. (Don't be embarrassed--they've seen it all before... just get yourself taken care of!)
That said, I need to clarify what I meant by STOP if you feel pain. That is what you should do: stop moving. The pain may just be your sphincter muscle complaining about stretching a bit, and when you stop pushing it will stop hurting--and possibly relax some more. If it doesn't stop hurting when you stop moving, THEN you want to pull out (slowly) and take appropriate action. If it does stop, wait a little, then begin again... your ass will let you know if it wants to stop altogether. (So pay attention to it! Getting drunk is NOT a good idea, as you don't want to block out any pain you may feel. The FAQ List No-Prize for Worst Sexual Product goes to an "anal lube" that contained oil (and therefore couldn't be used with gloves or condoms), AND which advertised itself as being best for anal sex BECAUSE it contained benzocaine "for greater comfort"! If anyone did hurt themselves through using it, I hope they sued the hell out of the company.)
Well, I'm certainly in no position to tell you how to troll. After all, trolls and the material they troll with need to evolve as time goes on. I just thought your efforts were a little bit too obvious, and regrettably did not cause the fiery reaction that mine have caused, everytime I have posted them. Nonetheless, your efforts and hard work are appreciated.
I thought you might get a kick at one of this trolls earlier incarnations. I found the cut-and-paste file on my hard drive. I'm sure you'll agree that the original troll has evolved as well, into a much more effective version. Here is how history began, folks:
Aren't you boys a little too fucking OLD to be playing with LEGO blocks? Jesus fucking christ!
(I guess you little geeks have already forgotten the events of a week ago. For shame.)
Immuno Depressiv Brain Damage.
You are too stupid.
Your brain just commited suicide.
You now are a Proud Hetero. Possibly white.
with a love for Football. And beer.
Wich puts you in the "under 89IQ" category.
=> Stupid Hetero (Redneck subd.)
Please get a life, if possibly a new brain.
and then underclock it, having too much Brain time could shock your body.
Hoping not to read from you again,
Never.
It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
Then they morph into Mighty Megazord Death and do battle with a sweaty guy in a rubber suit. Every. Single. Episode.
it is blatant karma whoring, therefore you are a pathetic whore. Muster up some self respect and post your links anonymously.
Oh, wait... got it already.
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked into me--and we both winked.
The Catholic Church was all for teenage boy bands.
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They called them choirs and the singers were eunuchs or castrati (no testicles for you!) Because the boys never got the puberty boost of testosterone their larynxes never dropped and their voices stayed sweet and girl-like.
We probably should be calling N*SYNC - N*NUTS
(They would have had to have this done before they hit puberty of course.)
http://faculty.ed.umuc.edu/~jmatthew/naples/Castr
http://www.cix.co.uk/~velluti/cast.htm
http://wa.essortment.com/castratihistory_rzna.htm
"Face it, a nation that maintains a 72% approval rating on George W. Bush is a nation with a very loose grip on reality.
[from the troll who posted original message]
Don't know if you saw one of my previous trolls, but it did get some good feedback... check this out, heres the story it was posted to:
Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old
Posted by timothy on Monday October 01, @08:39PM
My Troll Post
I'm quite proud of it! BTW, yes, I posted this under my real account by accident, oh well.