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Virginia Tech Uses Computerized Knee Brace for Rehab

jimCATDOG writes: "College running back Lee Suggs was injured in VT's first football game, requiring knee surgery and the rest of the season off. VT cares about having the Big East's most prolific scorer healthy. The cool part is that they are using a computerized knee brace to help bring him back to full speed." As the tools available to medical rehabilition improve, what other advances can we expect in the near future?

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  1. Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just under four weeks ago, and you people are discussing the fact that college running back Lee Suggs was injured in VT's first football game, requiring knee surgery and the rest of the season off and how the cool part is that they are using a computerized knee brace to help bring him back to full speed???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

    The bodies of 50,000+ dead people could give a good god damn about your college football player injuries, your cool computerized knee braces your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life".

    1. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      So are you the first Get some PRIORITIES troll, or the second one? I liked this post better with the thing about watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies, but I understand the need to keep up to date. Try sticking in a reference to the ignobel story. That was pretty gay.

    2. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yet you still take time to read it, troll.

    3. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Cowboy Bebop in your jammies

      What the hell are "jammies"?

    4. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by D+Anderson+n'Swaart · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sheesh, how long are trolls gonna milk this for? You know, after about six weeks it's gonna start sounding pretty stupid. Not that it doesn't already. And I'm curious; where did you get the 50,000+ casualty figure from? Last I checked it was ~7,000. Of course, I'm just a sheep-shagging New Zealander.

    5. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      whoo ha.
      hay barn.
      fuck that sheep!

      mjl.

    6. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      > Goddamn, I even hate sweating.

      Gee, well you're gonna hate it tonight when I'm standing behind you
      with my hand on the back of your head whispering stories
      of how I did the same thing to your mom while she was in the same bent-over position...

    7. Re:Get some PRIORITIES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      My, my.

      Why the hostility?

      All talk and no action, eh?

  2. I get to do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    they are using a computerized knee brace to help bring him back to full speed

    Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?

  3. Please make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This War on Terrorism is killing innocent people!

    1. Re:Please make it stop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      nuck you figger

  4. Wake up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Finally the U.S.A. has told Israel what she needed to be told:

    "An independent nation of Palestina WILL BE created and if you don't like it, shut the fuck up. If you don't, we'll stop supporting you."

  5. More songs banned in the US !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    More radio songs are banned in the US in response
    to the terrorist attacks.
    They are mostly B-side songs, therefore little known.
    I doubt anyone would miss them, but censorship is always a bad thing.
    Here are some of them:

    Alice in Chains - Rust Monster
    AC/DC - Santa Claus
    Atomic Kitten - Nice butts
    Bangles - Head full of Air
    Black Sabbath - White Friday
    Bush - Dyba
    Elton John - Bad Taste
    Garbage - Apple
    Korn - With P
    Led Zeppelin - lleh ot yawriats
    Lenny Kravitz - Cut my hair
    Limp Bizkit - Teenage dwarfs
    Louis Armstrong - I wasn't on the Moon
    Madonna - Sexual Obsession
    Michael Jackson - From Black to White
    Megadeth - Illiterate
    Metallica - Trash Noise
    Nina - Wrong name
    Nine Inch Nails - Hit by a Hammer
    Jimmy Hendrix - Grassheads
    John Lennon - It's only the manager
    Queen - King
    Pink Floyd - Another sick in the toilet
    Prince - Don't know my name
    Rammstein - Magensucht
    Rage against the machine - Fuck this car
    Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Curry
    REM - Loosing my temper
    Rolling Stones - Old Farts dancing
    Santana - Sleep
    Soundgarden - Caput Guitar
    The Beatles - Jonny dead
    The Doors - We are stuck
    U2 - Bloody, bloody boring
    Zombies - We not dead

    Fight intolerance, racism and censorship !

  6. Off topic but... by NatePWIII · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Take a look at this:

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    Nathaniel P. Wilkerson
    www.haidacarver.com
  7. Destroy Muslims. Burn them alive. Kill them all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. KillallMohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Dune Coons.
    7. Kill all Islam.
    8. Nuke their countries to hell.
    9. Nuke them again.
    10. Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.

  8. Virginia Tech by Ace905 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I seriously doubt Virginia Tech... umm.. ... er

    Eggplants!

    --

    Ace
  9. I just realised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdot needs more nun sex.

  10. I could use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... a computerized phallus.

    1. Re:I could use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Why?

      Can't get your own penis up anymore?

  11. WTF?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Nun-sex?

    I bet you don know any real nuns. I've never known one that I'd call even remotely beautiful or attractive.

  12. computerized == cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have a computerized ass. Will you post a story
    about it ?

  13. The Sexual Rage behind Islamic Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The Islamic Homosexuals by Jamie Glazov

    ALL SERIAL KILLERS, almost without exception, are severely sexually abused as children. The kind of people who hijack a plane with innocent people and drive it into a building with thousands of other innocent people are related to this phenomenon.

    When sociopaths rape and kill, they do not see their victims as human beings, but only as objects. This is because the sociopaths were themselves, at one time, used as objects as their bodily integrity was repeatedly violated. The rage that results from sexual abuse is one thing, but when combined with living in a dysfunctional culture of sexual repression and misogyny, where love is reduced to violent domination, it is quite another.

    Throughout the Islamic Middle East, men and women are taught to be vehemently opposed to pleasure, especially of the sexual variety. Men are raised not only forbidden to touch women, but to even look at them. Sex before marriage is not just a sin -- but a criminal offence. It is punishable by a severe beating at best, and an execution at worst.

    The sexual privileges that are allowed in Islamic cultures are permitted to men. Womens sexuality and social independence represent major threats to male supremacy and are tightly controlled. Thus, as the Moroccan feminist Fitna Sabbah reveals in her book Woman in the Muslim Unconscious, there is a disturbing conflict in the Middle East between sexual libido and repression. A deep-seated fear of, and hostility to, individuality prevails, and its main expression exists in misogyny.

    Socially segregated from women, Arab men succumb to homosexual behavior. But, interestingly enough, there is no word for "homosexual" in their culture in the modern Western sense. That is because having sex with boys, or with effeminate men, is seen as a social norm. Males serve as available substitutes for unavailable women. The male who does the penetrating, meanwhile, is not emasculated any more than if he had sex with a wife. The male who is penetrated is emasculated. The boy, however, is not, since it is rationalized that he is not yet a man.

    In this culture, males sexually penetrating males becomes a manifestation of male power, conferring a status of hyper-masculinity. It is considered to have nothing to do with homosexuality. An unmarried man who has sex with boys is simply doing what men do. As the scholar Bruce Dunne has demonstrated, sex in Islamic societies is not about mutuality between partners, but about the adult male's achievement of pleasure through violent domination.

    There is silence around this issue. It is the silence that legitimizes sexual violence against women, such as honor crimes and female circumcision. It is also the silence that forces victimized Arab boys into invisibility. Even though the society does not see their sexual exploitation as being humiliating, the psychological and emotional scars that result from their subordination, powerlessness and humiliation is a given. Traumatized by the violation of their dignity and manliness, they spend the rest of their lives trying to get it back.

    The problem is that trying to recover from sexual abuse, and to recapture ones own shattered masculinity, is quite an ordeal in a culture where women are hated and love is interpreted as hegemonic control.

    With women out of touch and out of sight -- until marriage, males experience pre-marital sex only in the confines of being with other males. Their sexual outlet mostly includes victimizing younger males just the way they were victimized.

    In all of these circumstances, the idea of love is removed from men's understanding of sexuality. Like the essence of Arab masculinity, it is reduced to hurting others by violence. A gigantic rupture develops between men and women, where no harmony, affection or equality is allowed to exist. In relationships between men, meanwhile, affection, solidarity and empathy are left out of the picture. They threaten the hyper-masculine order.

    It is excruciating to imagine the sexual confusion, humiliation, and repression that evolve in the mindsets of males in this culture. But it is no surprise that many of these males find their only avenue for gratification in the act of humiliating the foreign "enemy," whose masculinity must be violated at all costs as theirs once was.

    Violating the masculinity of the enemy necessitates the dishing out of severe violence against him. In the recent terrorist strikes, therefore, violence against Americans served as a much-needed release of the terrorists bottled-up sexual rage. Moreover, it served as a desperate and pathological testament of the re-masculinization of their emasculated selves.

  14. Stephen King, author, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.