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Intel Gets PA-RISC Engineers

Doctor_D writes "Well it looks like Intel has done it again. They have absorbed more processor engineers, this time from HP. Alpha is gone, PA-RISC is going, what's going to be left? MIPS? SPARC? AMD? Crusoe? "

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  1. I r0X0r!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I do, I promise!

    I call it "The Magnum"

    1. Re:I r0X0r!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      FESTERING AC COCKSORE!!!!

      I know you are, but what am I?

  2. It really is too easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...this late at night. You suck.

  3. Down with capitalism!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yet another headline showing the anti-capitalist tendencies of Slashdot!

    Gimme a break.

    1. Re:Down with capitalism!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS IS REALLY HARD TO READ, SO I GUESS I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU.

      Have to type here to stop the lameness filter.

  4. I can't believe it! by yokimbo · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The next thing you know midgets will take over the world. Sorry, I'm drunk. I guess I should have prefaced my post w/ that statement with that post.

  5. Re:DUMBASS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Indeed it is.

    And Slashdot editors won't post anything for a long time now. Talk about a good service...

  6. Birth control is the issue right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The government really should coerce people into using birth control over there.

    A national program to advocate bestiality could also be useful.

    We don't need more people on this planet. Too bad only the people in industrialised nations have realised this.

  7. hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    >>>> FILTER <<<<<
    >>>> THIS <<<<<
    >>>> CmdrSHITHEAD <<<<<

  8. Hmm sounds interesting, check the clip here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    they have an interesting clip up from CNN tech news

    http://www.moviehaven.org/mp30.htm

  9. Re:Oh, so that's how it's going to be. is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Three hours later, he was sweating, naked and typing and jabbing like a mad man. Just as he answered a combination question which really pushed his knowledge of dimensional shifting and drew him to the limits of his sexual experience with a question about the mixture of various massage techniques, Mindy sensed a subtle change in the air.

    The one window in the room, which had always been a convenient source of lighting due to a street light a few feet away, slowly went dark.

    A license agreement appeared on the screen. He started to read it and then laughed and started over, reading it aloud.

    "By clicking 'Accept', you are agreeing to grant Hell exclusive rights to your soul, in which you will endure eternal suffering with no hope of reprieve. Hell will guarantee, for a time period lasting no less than eternity, that a) There are conditions of the nerve endings, the like of which your imagination, however fevered, could not hope to evoke, and b) We have such sights to show you. Further, should you be selected, you may serve as an administrator of pain and be provided with the latest tools with which to perform said function. Your title will be 'Cenobite', which is defined as 'demons to some, angels to others'. If you are not selected for this honor, you will still be used as a test subject for various explorations into the further regions of experience..."

  10. Great fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dirty underwear and Stalin's World.

  11. Attention Moderators!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have a cute little kitten here! If you mod this comment down I will stomp it to death! I am serious! If you value the cute little kitten's life, do not mod this down!

  12. Re:Where does HP fit now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    six words: Cloneing babys for meat and pharmecueticals.

  13. KITTEN MURDERERS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I fucking warned you...

    You have no one but yourselves to blame for this.

  14. Re:The best is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Understand this simple fact: *BSD is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when last month IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in th recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    *BSD is dying

  15. The Sexual Rage Behind Islamic Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The Islamic Homosexuals by Jamie Glazov

    ALL SERIAL KILLERS, almost without exception, are severely sexually abused as children. The kind of people who hijack a plane with innocent people and drive it into a building with thousands of other innocent people are related to this phenomenon.

    When sociopaths rape and kill, they do not see their victims as human beings, but only as objects. This is because the sociopaths were themselves, at one time, used as objects as their bodily integrity was repeatedly violated. The rage that results from sexual abuse is one thing, but when combined with living in a dysfunctional culture of sexual repression and misogyny, where love is reduced to violent domination, it is quite another.

    Throughout the Islamic Middle East, men and women are taught to be vehemently opposed to pleasure, especially of the sexual variety. Men are raised not only forbidden to touch women, but to even look at them. Sex before marriage is not just a sin -- but a criminal offence. It is punishable by a severe beating at best, and an execution at worst.

    The sexual privileges that are allowed in Islamic cultures are permitted to men. Womens sexuality and social independence represent major threats to male supremacy and are tightly controlled. Thus, as the Moroccan feminist Fitna Sabbah reveals in her book Woman in the Muslim Unconscious, there is a disturbing conflict in the Middle East between sexual libido and repression. A deep-seated fear of, and hostility to, individuality prevails, and its main expression exists in misogyny.

    Socially segregated from women, Arab men succumb to homosexual behavior. But, interestingly enough, there is no word for "homosexual" in their culture in the modern Western sense. That is because having sex with boys, or with effeminate men, is seen as a social norm. Males serve as available substitutes for unavailable women. The male who does the penetrating, meanwhile, is not emasculated any more than if he had sex with a wife. The male who is penetrated is emasculated. The boy, however, is not, since it is rationalized that he is not yet a man.

    In this culture, males sexually penetrating males becomes a manifestation of male power, conferring a status of hyper-masculinity. It is considered to have nothing to do with homosexuality. An unmarried man who has sex with boys is simply doing what men do. As the scholar Bruce Dunne has demonstrated, sex in Islamic societies is not about mutuality between partners, but about the adult male's achievement of pleasure through violent domination.

    There is silence around this issue. It is the silence that legitimizes sexual violence against women, such as honor crimes and female circumcision. It is also the silence that forces victimized Arab boys into invisibility. Even though the society does not see their sexual exploitation as being humiliating, the psychological and emotional scars that result from their subordination, powerlessness and humiliation is a given. Traumatized by the violation of their dignity and manliness, they spend the rest of their lives trying to get it back.

    The problem is that trying to recover from sexual abuse, and to recapture ones own shattered masculinity, is quite an ordeal in a culture where women are hated and love is interpreted as hegemonic control.

    With women out of touch and out of sight -- until marriage, males experience pre-marital sex only in the confines of being with other males. Their sexual outlet mostly includes victimizing younger males just the way they were victimized.

    In all of these circumstances, the idea of love is removed from men's understanding of sexuality. Like the essence of Arab masculinity, it is reduced to hurting others by violence. A gigantic rupture develops between men and women, where no harmony, affection or equality is allowed to exist. In relationships between men, meanwhile, affection, solidarity and empathy are left out of the picture. They threaten the hyper-masculine order.

    It is excruciating to imagine the sexual confusion, humiliation, and repression that evolve in the mindsets of males in this culture. But it is no surprise that many of these males find their only avenue for gratification in the act of humiliating the foreign "enemy," whose masculinity must be violated at all costs as theirs once was.

    Violating the masculinity of the enemy necessitates the dishing out of severe violence against him. In the recent terrorist strikes, therefore, violence against Americans served as a much-needed release of the terrorists bottled-up sexual rage. Moreover, it served as a desperate and pathological testament of the re-masculinization of their emasculated selves.

  16. Kill All Muslims. Destroy Islam. Burn Them Alive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Our dead cry out n tortured horror:
    1. Kill all Muslims.
    2. KillallMohammedans.
    3. Kill all Arabs.
    4. Kill all Towel Heads.
    5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
    6. Kill all Dune Coons.
    7. Kill ll Islam.
    8. Nuke their countries to hell.
    9. Nuke them again.
    10. Death to Islam.

    I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.