Terascale Computing System Installed
lysie writes
The Pittsburgh Supercomputing Center, with Compaq and the NSF, has installed the Terascale Computing System. Worldwide, it's second in power only to ASCI White at Livermore. However, it's the most powerful system in the world for unclassified research--6 teraflops per second. 3,000 Compaq Alpha EV68 microprocessors, in 750 four-processor AlphaServer systems running Tru64 UNIX."
If one turns on the lights in an automobile simulator running on this machine, do they shine?
#In the beginning was the computer.
:Let there be light!
:God.
:Omniscient.
:Omnipotent.
:Technocrat.
:Let there be light!
:Create light.
:Run heaven and earth.
:Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
:Create firmament.
:Run firmament.
:Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place
:Create dryland.
:Run dryland.
:Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night.
:Create sunmoonstars.
:Create fish.
:Create fowl.
:Run fish'nfowl.
:Create cattle.
:Create creepy things.
:Now let us make man in our image.
:Create man.
:Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it
:Run multiplication.
:Insert breath.
:Run multiplication.
:Move man to Garden of Eden.
:Create Gard.En.
:Move man to Gard.En.
:Run multiplication.
:Copy woman from man.
:Run multiplication.
:Insert woman into man.
:Insert man into woman.
:Run multiplication.
:Create desire.
:Run multiplication.
:Create freewill.
:Run freewill.
:Undo desire.
:Destroy freewill.
:Help!
:Create Treeofknowledge.
:Create good'nevil.
:Activate evil.
:Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
:Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
:Delete shame.
:Destroy freewill.
:Stop!
:Break
:Break
:Break
:Create new world.
:Destroy earth.
:Destroy earth confirmed.
And God said
#You have not signed on yet.
#Enter user password.
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
#And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
#Unrecognizable command. Try again!
#Done.
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.
#Unrecognizable command! Try again!
#Done.
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
and let the dry land appear and
#Too many characters in string specification! Try again.
#Done!
#And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
#Unspecified type. Try again!
#And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54:00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
#Done.
#Done.
#And God created the great seamonsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
every winged fowl after its kind. 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.
#Done.
#Done.
#Unspecified type! Try again.
#Done.
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl
of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the
earth.
#Too many command operands! Try again.
#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
#O.K.
#Execution terminated. 5 errors.
#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
#Done.
#O.K.
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
#O.K.
#Execution terminated. 3 errors.
#Illegal parameters. Try again!
#O.K.
#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
#Done.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
#Done.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
#Done.
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
#1 errors.
#Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!
#Search failed.
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
#Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
#ATTENTION ALL USERS ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE
SIGN OFF.
#You have exceeded your allotted file space. You must destroy
old files before new ones can be created.
#Destroy earth. Please confirm.
#COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY
MARCH 8 AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!
#And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
#And God saw he had zero funds remaining.
You're using her as bait, Master!