Holes in PowerPoint and Excel
jeffy124 writes: "Looks like it's time for IIS and Outlook to make room on the pedestal of security holes. Just about every recent version of PowerPoint and Excel are vulnerable to being taken over to control the system remotely. The hole is a macro-related, as it's possible to bypass asking the user if they'd like a macro to run. Microsoft's advisory can be found here."
Funny. I always thought that PowerPoint was already at least as destructive as macro viruses to corporate productivity. You ever watch a suit fiddle with his presentation?
I'm the king of FP!
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If a story about a vulnerability in Microsoft created software is considered news.:)
My other sig is extremely clever...
VA Linux uses subliminal pornography in it's advertisement here on Slashdot. It's a known fact that sex sells. In graphic design, curviness is used to allude to the female body. In the following ad from VA Linux, the two mouses are layed out to look like a woman's ass lifted in the air, with the right cheek sticking out further than the left. Squint your eyes a bit and look again. It's there:
The ass-cheek mouses
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could not resist some ascii art....
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After 4 attempts, it still violates!! ARGHH!
Yea!! 5 attempts was the charm!!
The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
We didn't need no friggin PowerPoint presentations. I wouldn't want to view a presentation that doesn't have that distinctive purple ink smell.
Oops, confused this with another reply. It was actually grammar nazi who mentioned prefering dia. Sorry.