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NASA to Go Commercial?
jeffy124 writes: "CNN has an article about NASA possibly selling space. The idea comes from Russia, where they have have sent into space Pizza Hut pizza, talking picture frames, and magazines. The proposal includes ties with the entertainment industry, tourism, NASA merchandise, and hiring a nongovernment organization to manage the US areas of the International Space Station." If anyone has a link to this NASA draft document the article talks about, please post it below.
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Just because I AM paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get me.
This is going to be a sweet first post... cuz I am wicked drunk and I am the first post to this shiznit artice.
i like nasa
Dear Taliban,
You want a jihad? You got it.
They entered into what seemed to be a dungeon. It was dimly lit. CmdrTaco looked around. He saw a small matress laying on the floor with metal rods at the four corners with holes to hold handcuffs in. He saw a colonial headrack; a small device that holds your head and hands in small holes in a slab of wood. "Probably perfect for spanking," thought CmdrTaco. Hemos led him over to a small table. "You will be my sex slave from this moment on. You will do whatever I tell you to do without a moment's hesitation. I am your teacher, you are the student. Also, you are NEVER to talk unless I ask you a question," Hemos told the small CmdrTaco. "Yes sir," was CmdrTaco's stupid reply. "Fool, did I ask a question? No! You are not to talk unless I ask a question! You will be punished! Take all of your clothes off now." CmdrTaco stripped down to the nude. Hemos was impressed by his 8" piece of meat. He had expected it at around 6" or so. CmdrTaco's cock was rockhard and standing straight in the air, almost pointing at Hemos. Hemos took a small chain with a clip on each end from the table. "If you make ANY sound at all, I will whip your ass until it is red," Hemos told CmdrTaco. Hemos opened the clasp of the one clip and placed it on CmdrTaco's right breast and clipped the other to his left. CmdrTaco bit his bottom lip but remained silent. "Lay down on that matress," Hemos commanded and CmdrTaco did as he was told. Hemos then cuffed his two wrists and his two ankles to the rods at the corners of the matress. Hemos then stripped out of his Slashdot uniform. CmdrTaco gapped at Hemos's enormous penis. It was 9", but it wasn't just its length, but it's WIDTH! It was the biggest cock he had ever seen. Hemos squatted over CmdrTaco as drips of precum emerged from his cock head. CmdrTaco almost fainted from the heavy, musty smell of Hemos. It was heaven! Hemos was truely a man. "Don't take it all in at once," Hemos instructed, "Tease it." CmdrTaco began to slowly lick at the eye of his cock and sucked up the precum. He then opened his mouth wider to take in Hemos's cockhead and then his thick shaft. Hemos moaned with enjoyment. CmdrTaco strained to take it all in "Ohh! Ohh!," screamed Hemos in ectasy. "I'm coming! I'm cummmmmmmmming!," he screamed again. CmdrTaco's eyes widened to the size of Hemos's massives balls when Hemos shot a tankful of manly juice into his mouth. It was the biggest load he ever sucked outta a man! He struggled to drink it all but some of it leaked out the corners of his mouth. "Stupid slave! You were supposed to drink it all! Now, drink this!" Hemos stood up and grabbed his cock. CmdrTaco knew what was coming and opened his mouth wide. Suddenly, a stream of piss erupted from the giant meat of Hemos and sprayed into CmdrTaco's mouth. CmdrTaco made sure this time to drink it all.
She said she goes out with bald guys cause that's all she can get because of her fatness. She said fats chicks and other ugly women go out with bald guys because that's all that fat and ugly women can get. They don't want to have to compete with goodlooking women for hot men.
A fat woman just told me this so there you have it. Does that settle the debate?
Replace the aging white elephant space shuttle with cheaper heavy lift boosters.
Replace the aging gray astronauts with cheaper heavy boobies.
Can you say "Spacewatch"?!?
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It means that it's Muslim killin' time. Lock the front door on the Mosque while they're praying
to their Moon God, torch it, and listen to the Muslim vermin squeal like pigs as they burn alive.
We'll NEVER subject you to any annoying jump-you ads at ScaredCity?tm?
Plus, you could acquire this nfty set of URLs, including a year's free hosting (cheesy bread sticks extra), due to your ability to follow some simple directions.
fud is dead? everything's gnu now. Viva La Revolucione
The Microsoft galaxy
Planet Starbucks
LOL at that .sig. =)
I don't know what's sadder, the incredible propaganda about a holy war coming from the Taliban or the American inability to see that they could better solve this with information (e.g., America is home to X million Muslims, Koran does NOT say [foo] but it does say [bar], etc.) than with bombs. Of course, propaganda doesn't give you all the neat pictures of stuff blowing up.
woof.
A "smart bomb" costs about $1.3M and is about 85% effective. How many smart bombs would it take to send a couple humans to Mars?
because do we realy need to start letting those idiots off this planet?
I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
Who cares?
Us old timers prefer Mae Link Mak.
Except, we'll look over after the launch and notice that all that's in the food cargo bay is a huge hunk of spam.