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Java On Dreamcast Forges On
Anonymous Coward writes: "Yup, much to my disbelief, it looks like Planetweb are still determined to try and profit off of the dc with their new DC browser version 3.0. According to the site, 'Users will now be able to access the multimedia features on Web sites using Java and play games written in that language..." I'v given up all hope on the DC, but maby a few of you out there...." Since these are officially EOL (even if not completely out of stores), you might be able to pick up your next web-browsing toy at a yard sale.
No they don't. They are dead.
...why?
Come on, everybody! We all know what this is really for.
Downloading pr0n!!1!
The only real question is how good is it for this? Can I do the downloads one handed?
All I have to say today is FUCK EVERYTHING.
The world sucks, women suck, people suck, slashdot sucks... everything on god's gray earth should be exterminated.
They kill us, we kill them, they kill us again, we kill them again, they send antrax here, we nuke them. It all is just the same pattern over and over again.
Then.. the woman I like spends all Sunday shitting all over me. She doesn't care about me, like every other woman I've liked in my life. Everything fucking sucks.. everyone is crazy.
And you know what... I blame slashdot for all of this.
Those bastards!!! How dare they even attempt to sell a product for a profit in this capitalist society. I hope they rot in hell next to Osama bin Laden!!!
Note to Slashdot editors: GROW UP!
i already said this, several minutes ago.
But it will never be modded up, since i
am an anonymous coward.
glad to see the message getting out at
all, though.
Am I Troll or am I not?
goat!
Actuall,y, if he's singing that, it should be cyborg_gorilla :p
I heard that!
They entered into what seemed to be a dungeon. It was dimly lit. CmdrTaco looked around. He saw a small matress laying on the floor with metal rods at the four corners with holes to hold handcuffs in. He saw a colonial headrack; a small device that holds your head and hands in small holes in a slab of wood. "Probably perfect for spanking," thought CmdrTaco. Hemos led him over to a small table. "You will be my sex slave from this moment on. You will do whatever I tell you to do without a moment's hesitation. I am your teacher, you are the student. Also, you are NEVER to talk unless I ask you a question," Hemos told the small CmdrTaco. "Yes sir," was CmdrTaco's stupid reply. "Fool, did I ask a question? No! You are not to talk unless I ask a question! You will be punished! Take all of your clothes off now." CmdrTaco stripped down to the nude. Hemos was impressed by his 8" piece of meat. He had expected it at around 6" or so. CmdrTaco's cock was rockhard and standing straight in the air, almost pointing at Hemos. Hemos took a small chain with a clip on each end from the table. "If you make ANY sound at all, I will whip your ass until it is red," Hemos told CmdrTaco. Hemos opened the clasp of the one clip and placed it on CmdrTaco's right breast and clipped the other to his left. CmdrTaco bit his bottom lip but remained silent. "Lay down on that matress," Hemos commanded and CmdrTaco did as he was told. Hemos then cuffed his two wrists and his two ankles to the rods at the corners of the matress. Hemos then stripped out of his Slashdot uniform. CmdrTaco gapped at Hemos's enormous penis. It was 9", but it wasn't just its length, but it's WIDTH! It was the biggest cock he had ever seen. Hemos squatted over CmdrTaco as drips of precum emerged from his cock head. CmdrTaco almost fainted from the heavy, musty smell of Hemos. It was heaven! Hemos was truely a man. "Don't take it all in at once," Hemos instructed, "Tease it." CmdrTaco began to slowly lick at the eye of his cock and sucked up the precum. He then opened his mouth wider to take in Hemos's cockhead and then his thick shaft. Hemos moaned with enjoyment. CmdrTaco strained to take it all in "Ohh! Ohh!," screamed Hemos in ectasy. "I'm coming! I'm cummmmmmmmming!," he screamed again. CmdrTaco's eyes widened to the size of Hemos's massives balls when Hemos shot a tankful of manly juice into his mouth. It was the biggest load he ever sucked outta a man! He struggled to drink it all but some of it leaked out the corners of his mouth. "Stupid slave! You were supposed to drink it all! Now, drink this!" Hemos stood up and grabbed his cock. CmdrTaco knew what was coming and opened his mouth wide. Suddenly, a stream of piss erupted from the giant meat of Hemos and sprayed into CmdrTaco's mouth. CmdrTaco made sure this time to drink it all.
he keeps saying "cockgnome"
Stick the FLAMEBAIT
up your ASS!!
i already said this, several minutes ago.
But it will never be modded up, since i
am an anonymous coward.
glad to see the message getting out at
all, though.
quit wakin' your tater or you'll go blind....
Maybe to lure little girls over for immoral purposes?
HEY!
Leave the boy alone.
It also probably
doesn't help
that
you
write
posts
like
a
retard
Your comment has too few words per line (currently 3.94117647058824).
Word up.
Shitstick.
From Redmond, where shadows lie.