Alcohol Haze At Galactic Heart
Kentai writes: "According to the BBC: 'The detection of yet more alcohol in a giant molecular cloud near the centre of our galaxy could give clues to the origin of complex organic molecules in space.' I knew my life revolved around alcohol!"
No, no, it's not beer that sells everything, but pr0n. If they really want those grants for better peep^H^H^H^Hobservatories and, maybe eventually, FTL travel, they should detect clouds of naked babes! (And some buff but sensitive and romantic guys, too - why leave anyone's desires out?) ;)