Shrimpoluminescence
Jeff writes: "Researchers discover that snapping shrimp also emit light. I think this is one of the coolest new words to come along in a while. Hope readers will enjoy slipping "shrimpoluminescence" into casual conversation."
http://shrimp.tripod.com
Shempoluminescence, which occurs when Moe whacks Shemp on the head. Nyuck, nyuck. WooWooWooWoo....
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.