Bert Is Evil

It's been coming in all day. Bert and Bin Laden. Lindqvist.com has the best explanation, I think. Even FOX is reporting on it now. Bert is unstoppable.

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some info on tomahawk missiles

[vectus]

I was looking around the net yesterday for info on Tomahawk missiles, the kind
being used to level Afghanistan, and I found these sites pretty interesting..

http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/factfile/missi les/wep-toma.html

Millitary specifications on the tomahawk

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/bgm-109.h tm

A technical guide to how the Tomahawk works.

http://members.tripod.de/usnavy/weapons/tomahawk.h tm

Some statistics on Tomahawk missiles

http://www.howstuffworks.com/cruise-missile.htm

A less technical guide to how the Tomahawk works.

http://www.softwar.net/emg.html

Information on a cool EMG warhead that a Tomahawk can be
fitted with.

Re:You were expecting Miss Piggy?

[Flower]

Yeah but you know bin Laden is porking her too.

Looking for Massacre on Seasame St

[Michael Woodhams]

I remember many years ago seeing on Usenet a series of three newspaper reports.

The first was a 'siege in progress' report - Big Bird had flipped and gone into an apartment building and fired shots, and police had the building surrounded.

The second was immediately post-siege - Big Bird had killed Ernie and wounded several, and been shot dead by police storming the building.

The third was several days later, the bulk of it being Bert's eulogy at Ernie's funeral.

Does anyone have a copy of these? I'd love to read them again.