Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

Bert Is Evil

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the brought-to-you-by-the-letter-B dept.

It's been coming in all day. Bert and Bin Laden. Lindqvist.com has the best explanation, I think. Even FOX is reporting on it now. Bert is unstoppable.

1 of 444 comments (clear)

  1. Looking for Massacre on Seasame St by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    I remember many years ago seeing on Usenet a series of three newspaper reports.

    The first was a 'siege in progress' report - Big Bird had flipped and gone into an apartment building and fired shots, and police had the building surrounded.

    The second was immediately post-siege - Big Bird had killed Ernie and wounded several, and been shot dead by police storming the building.

    The third was several days later, the bulk of it being Bert's eulogy at Ernie's funeral.

    Does anyone have a copy of these? I'd love to read them again.

    --
    Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.