Ask Wil Wheaton Anything

Wil Wheaton [IMDB] is our latest interview victim. Best known here as Wesley Crusher on TNG, Wil has a history doing movies both good (Stand by Me) and, uh, otherwise (see his FAQ). His movie "The Good Things" just won the grand prize at the 27th Festival of American Cinema at Deuville. His currrent project is "Jane White Is Sick & Twisted". Post your questions for him here, one per post, and we'll forward a few of the highest rated ones to Wil.

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Are you the evil guy in Enterprise?

[Anonymous Coward]

Just wondering, you know.

As an Adequacy Editor...

[perdida on]

I would very much like it if you were to star in porn exclusivly for our website.

It would have to fit our editorial guidelines, however; subtly outrageous, wildly controversial, and entertaining are all good things to be in order to get published here.

p.s. I would like to pose in some of those pictures with you, I hope you don't mind goat fur.

Do you feel inadequate?

[Anonymous Coward]

Do you feel a need to proclaim your tawdry little webshite in every story, regardless of your relevance or comprehension of the subject?

Adequacy.com.
For those who feel inadequate.

So?

[Anonymous Coward]

Are you gay or what?

Inquiring minds want to know

[Anonymous Coward]

When you were on Star Trek:TNG, were you ever so sickened by your own role that you projectile vomitted onto the writers?

Sex appeal of trek

[Anonymous Coward]

Did Star Trek ever get you laid?

A character done wrong?

[screwballicus]

Do you feel your character was belittled by TNG's writers? In the film The Princess Bride, Cary Elwes reads the line "You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Wesley". Do you feel that no one would surrender the Dread Pirate Ensign Wesley Crusher? Is this problem specifically related to the name Wesley? Might this problem have been dealt with by a better surname? Ensign Wesley Ball-Crusher? Or maybe just Ensign Ball-Crusher, for that matter. What techniques, were you able to relive your tenure as Ensign Ball-Crusher, would you use to deal with the problem of your character's unpopularity. I suggest the following:

1) Being an attractive young woman

2) In a spandex jumpsuit

Number 2, you have covered already. Number 1 would be a more difficult solution. Will you, at any point in the future, be an attractive young woman? Have you, in your acting career, ever been a young woman? Can I have a date? Thank you.

News for nerds?

[geekoid]

Trying not to sound trlish, but why on earth is this news for nerds?
Just because he was in a star-trek series? Maybe if he was about to be in a new star-trek series. and thats a big maybe.
this guy is just an actor, he hasn't done anything nerdworthy(c).
what next? is there going to be an intervies with christopher lloyd because he played a klingon?

And another thing...

[ellem]

Gay or straight; which are you?

I wanna know

[NiceGeek]

Did you actually get to date Debbie Gibson? You lucky dog.

Are you queer?

[Anonymous Coward]

You are, aren't you? My friend andrew wants you to send him a direct link to the goatse picture mr wheatie!

Re:So you read Slashdot, eh?

[UltraBot2K1]

Have you ever got a submission accepted ?

Are you kidding me? If I had a submission posted, that would make me cool, and that would begin the slow unraveling of the very fabric of space-time.

Are YOU kidding me? I guess we're in for some serious space-time unraveling, dude, because you are MAD cool. You were on star trek, right? So, what was 7-of-9 like? She was one fine looking piece of ass for an alien. Did you ever like, get to, you know, with her? I was really sorry to see Voyager get cancelled, but to be honest, it was more about 7-of-9 than you. Who was your character again?