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Annual Linux Showcase Free Registration
po8 writes "The 2001 Annual Linux Showcase (ALS)
is offering free registration
until October 15, to try to increase attendance.
If you're in the Oakland, CA area, perfect! If not, plane
tickets are really cheap right now." In the past, this has been the Altanta Linux Showcase, which was always one of my favorite shows to attend. If you can make it, definitely check out - run with USENIX, it tends to be a more programmer/developer oriented show, rather then marketing.
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too easy
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damn people
wake up
this early post is for thesmartone.net
second one! who-hoo!
second post
someone else posted
:)
i will check your site out now
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d00d
theres fucking nothing there!
not by a longshot bitch
What does Linux have to do with a computer case show? People will insert "Linux" anywhere to get posted on slashdot these days.
i have an erection and i must wank
because, my friends, i have no skank
so my dick i will jerk for a minute or two
and then squirt my manchowder all over you.
(c)2002 ian
give me head, whore
pretty funny but its ganja not ganga. believe me I know.
JonKatz and Osama like animals. You could even say they love animals. In their
spare time, JonKatz and Osama express their immense love for animals in their own
"special" way. In this first episode our two characters (mad with desire) have
broken into a local hospital where they find their first victim.
JonKatz and Osama made their way into the lab where the animal experiments
were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye...
The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now
helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. Osama had they urge,
and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs,
Osama tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin.......
Osama began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby
oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the
rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious,
screams of pain were constanly being emmited. JonKatz reached for the chain whip
and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now,
with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, Osama continued his
sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick
layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally
all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal.
Osama's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive
rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on
every thrust. Osama worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming
steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of Osama's pelvis, could be
heard dripping on the floor. Osama's rate increased and with a final push, he
spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass.
The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a
large puddle. Unknown to Osama, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for
the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose
and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces.
The obnoxious smell caught Osama's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to
the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool.
Exited at Osama's enthusiasm, JonKatz dropped to his knees and also began to slurp
the foul mixture.
After cleaning the floor with their tongues, Osama and JonKatz checked on the
battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost
control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually
mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to
make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters
of red stains everywhere it touched. JonKatz reached for his chain whip, while
Osama grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices
carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit.
The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and
wheezing.
"Awwwww. Poor little thing," JonKatz maniacally laughed. He raised his arm
and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh.
He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when JonKatz
stopped to catch his breath, Osama stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers.
He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. Osama took a
quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body
of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into
Osama's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to
crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. Osama wedged the
clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them
with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being
mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes.
The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely
surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both
Osama and JonKatz lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left
the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again,
somewhere, soon.
Are you going to wait for a story on the right topic, or is your troll so good that it will work anywhere anytime?
I managed to get moderated up with some gender misinformation recently. It's kinda hard though. Maybe I can learn from a troll master like you?
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Now that's a typical comment from a slashdot user id number above 100,000. You must be new around here, eh?
I'm sorry to hear your bad news. You do realize she was probably the only one out there that will ever have interest in you, right? Dewd, you might as well just end it now, you're up shit creek.
The only way they could get me to attend an event like this, is if Natalie Portmann was there, and willing to pour hot grits down my pants...
Now thats fuckin news!
:)
Good Shit egg troll.
I look forward to seeing all the bites
Linux using females? Get prepared for a surprise when "she" removes "her" underwear.
and I also like goats!