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One Year Of OpenOffice
no parity writes "Last year on October 13, much of the source to Sun's StarOffice was released as the OpenOffice project. They have set up a birthday page to celebrate what they have achieved in that one year - yes, it prints, spellchecks and has online help. Keep up the good work, guys!" Yep - and my installation still spits up, too. *grin*
I was touching my penis and suddenly it, like, squirted this hot sticky white stuff all over the place! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!?!?!!?
Poking them to death! Damn gnomes! Got quite a collection of gnome corpses here. CmdrTaco is a foaming fucker.
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Anthrax was in Microsoft Office for a long time. But most people called it "The Clippy..."
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If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
I would be happy to contribute my extensive skillset to te OpenOffice movement.
I posess over 10 years of devlopment experience with Mac OS X and 15 years of Java and 20 years of Linux development expertise.
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Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
Microsoft Word had those features since 1993
What OpenOffice really needs is to drop the proprietary build depends. It currently depends on JDK 1.3.1.
The harm in this is that free software people aren't going to help because it requires them to use non-free software to compile it. And many people who don't mind using proprietary software are probably not going to be much help.
OpenOffice really needs to drop the JDK and zip compression depends. What's wrong with using gzip and ?
Since it's GPL'd, does anyone have a tree setup to take out the proprietary depends?
Or crashed my fat, wet penis right into your sphincter? How would you like that? God damn, you're a dumb motherfucker. The reason that bad things happen to people is so we can laugh at them.
I guess when that linux Office thingy can support the "paste" feature we can look for simliar bugs in it.
CmdrTroll is a troll, as can clearly be seen from this post. Please moderate him down accordingly.
If this OpenOffice supports linux, then why
does each user require his own installation?
Shouldn't it be possible (at 250 MB+ per user)
to share some of those files? Or is the OO/SO
team committed to a world without user identities
and effective multi-user security? That is, a
Windoze(tm)-everywhere world?
-Brian
Why? They are still evil. Period. End of story.
Yo, this is microsoft. It's not like we are talking about a company that gives a rat's ass about anyone or anything other than it's quarterly profit margin.
"God will know his own." to close an appropriate quote.
You better watch out what you wish for; It better be worth it So much to die for. Courtney Love
It's sort of a stretch saying that Mark Twain published "all those amazingly popular and timeless books," _Pudd'n Head Wilson_, for instance, was Twain's attempt to convince law enforcement agencies that fingerprinting is an effective method of capturing criminals. Anyway, their's only really one of his books that's "amazingly popular" (and relevant) nowadays, _Huck Finn_, which is filled with a bunch of dumb niggers. They're stupider than sand niggers, even.
STFU already, no one think's that that's funny. Stick to spreading goatse.cx links around, that hardly ever fails to amuse.
Conversly, why do you deviate from a standard product that 5% of the world uses? Come on mother fucker, whats your fucking excuse?
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Jeses H. Christ. At least the sporks were funny at times...
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