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Progeny Debian Is No More
Nickus writes: "According to this announcement on the Progeny homepage, development of their Progeny Debian has stopped and will no longer be available for sale after 15th of October. They will provide a migration path to the next release of Debian though."
i need to quit having a life so i can get some mad FPs!
W()()T!
Ahh, you sooth sayers have long predicted a swift and rapid death to all penile birds, but truth be told, our labs in Western South Dakota are working day and night to produce the largest, fastest, and most well hung birds in the history of penis birds.
Let me tell you now....you will shirk and sqeal with you see a 9" airborne rod of rock hard Grey Winged Teal.
...have to do with some having juicy manmeat in your favorite orifice?
From Godfather II: Vito (De Niro) or Michael (Pacino)?
"What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?"
-Dante Hicks
I am sorry to inform you all that the staff of Linuxgames.com have all died due to exposure to the Anthrax bacterium.
Hi, I'm Doctor Ted Kopell.
Hello, I'm Doctor Dianne Sawyer.
Ted Kopell: Hi, I'm Ted Kopell. I am running from Ossama's men. I have white powder all over me. I must use this bush as a bathroom.
Dianne Sawyer: Hello, I'm Diane Sawyer. I was running away from Ossama's men with Ted Kopell. I have white powder all over me. I must relieve myself.
Some black dude who's name I forgot but he's cool: Hello, I'm the forgetful man. I was running away from Ossama's men. I can't find Ted Kopell and Diane Sawyer. I think they have been captured. I have white powder all over me. Excuse me, I must go to the bathroom on this tree.
...that was the remaining recording found from this news crew. The whereabouts of the three news broadcasters is unknown and we suspect homicide due to malicious bowel movements when they saw "the white powder" on their bodies. Ossama Bin Laden's men were seen in the area, but speculation continues whether it was "the white powder" and not Ossama. Anyone with information should contact the FBI at their new secret number 1-800-JO-PIZZA. Thanks for watching, and I'm Bud Dickman.
... I heard that on Saturday-night's news, on channel 11 FOX. I think Crusader and his fellow co-workers, at Linuxgames.com, have experienced a simillar fate! Someone please give us an update on something, anything! DRI! FreeCraft! Kernel! X11!
AnonymousCowheard: I'm AnonymousCowheard. I will post my story on Slashdot as {Frist!Psot}. I am at my console typeing this in ShitZilla. Some kind of white powder has appeard on my scalp. It isn't dandruff. I must use the restroom...
But I'm sure you already Gnu that.
Mad mad propz Troll Man. BTW - what's the 5K for? Is that a version number? What the hell is debian? Does it run that popcorn kernal thingy that they call linux? Does linux popcorn kernal come with butter, and pre-popped? Can I have a taste of it before I buy it? How much does it cost? Will it install on my windows millenium machine?
Quality straight pr0n goes here
why is this a troll? because he's right?
asshead.
Explain where in the slashdot article that they say it was the company and the product?
Nowhere! Your assumption has made an ASS of U and ME.
Enjoy your ill-gotten karma, and pass the crack to the moderators.
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well, that's what you get when you overthrow the god-fearing republicans from their rightful place as the senate majority.
The /. servers are running an open source database that's like 20 years behind in capabilities.
is here just look at the troll to nerd ratio. We have got slashdot on the rope. The reign of nerdy karma whore posters is over! It is the end of every whore.
Looks like a before and after picture up there at the top there. See tux with a cell phone, tie and brief case. Then after he is fired laid off and naked he he he he.
continues thorugh this post and others. Yeah linux sucks cause it is open crap cobbled together with no regard to design and just lots of hacking. No wonder debian is dead now along with corel and linuxppc and a bunch of other distos that are lame. Actually all distros are lame its just taking longer for the others to die.
Blanking post is a new and interesting craptacular feature of SLashcode 2.2.
In other words SLashdot sucks!
I will continue here for quite some time. I will go for another 20 minutes if necessary to get this troll power back to where it belongs. Here taco eat a burreto yeah! Ha ha slash sucks bad go windows linux is bleh!
What the hell is this shit and why is it at 2? Come on. Posting gibberish needs to get moded down and moded down FAST! I mean it is one thing to be a troll like me but it is something else when people just post random crap.
Linux can't get it up and when it does rarely get it up it can't keep it up. Maybe viagra would help the uptime.
I am trolling on slashdot completely unfettered. Ahhh the freedom to troll without fear of the dreaded ip banning or some stuff like that.