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Robot Cat 'NeCoRo'

Ssmoimo writes: "Omron's robot pet developing department chief Toshihiro Tashima introduces "NeCoRo" in Tokyo Tuesday. The robotic cat will go on sale in November for about $1,530." Chris DiBona said it was "freaky", and I think that's as good a description as any. You can see this thing sucking the breath out of a small child, can't you?

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  1. Since i'm the first... by Tha_Zanthrax · · Score: 1, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf-cluster of these !!

  2. I don't get it by Frac · · Score: 4, Funny
    They cost more than Aibos, they do less, and they look like pets owned by the Children of the Corn.

    eeyyaahh!!!!

  3. realism by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    as someone stated above, they dont move and you cant train them.... so they emulate real cats perfectly

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    1. Re:realism by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have two cats. One cat has a cloaking device (it tends to find amazing hiding spaces, when there arent any!) and the other one disguises itself as a cow.

  4. Spectacular!! by beowulf_26 · · Score: 4, Funny

    (/me pulls out his best announcer voice)

    Now introducing a cat without that litterbox smell! Sure, it doesn't move, and YES it lacks all the compassion and warmth of a real cat! And it's all yours for the new introductory price of $1,530. That's only FIVE TIMES more expensive than the real cat!

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  5. imagine.... by TheMMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    This thing combined with an MP3 player... "the purring sound of your choice"
    now THAT would be an improvement

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  6. What will they call the owners? by pigret · · Score: 5, Funny

    Necoro-philiacs?

  7. Please... by tomknight · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...someone hack one of these to spout esoteric Eastern philosophy....

    Tom.

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  8. They don't even walk!! by Bart+van+der+Ouderaa · · Score: 4, Funny

    What good is a virtual cat if it doesn't even walk?
    To be a real virtual cat it should trip me while opening the fridge, leave those mouse corpses on the doormat, put his nails in my ass just because i happened to want to sit in my comfy chair without looking and miauw when it's inside to go out and as soon as it's outside miauw because it wants to go in.

    just sitting there doesn't do it....Although if it was sleeping the whole day...
    I might pay for that :-)

  9. Research my butt by shut_up_man · · Score: 4, Funny

    "the artificial intelligence and other technologies tested in NeCoRo would find applications in more practical items, such as user-friendly vending machines for train tickets."

    Riiiiiight... vending machines covered in fur, that make 48 types of cat noise and purr when you rub them.

    shut up man

  10. It's Toonces! by larryj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have they managed to improve his driving skills?

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  11. 101 Uses for a Dead NeCoRo by Chelloveck · · Score: 3, Funny

    Okay, who's going to be the first to make a Bonsai NeCoRo?

    (And how do they taste chopped-up and stir-fried?)

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  12. If they appear to be sinister... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Funny

    .... then the makers are emulating to the smallest detail the original...

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  13. Robotic Non-Cat.. by ldopa1 · · Score: 5, Funny
    How can you call it a cat if it doesn't do things characteristic of most cats? Namely:

    Raising it's butt when you scratch it

    Getting up and walking out of the room for absolutely no apparent reason.

    Scratching the bejeezus out of your hand when you scratch it's belly.

    Playing "Turdball" across your living room.

    Laying down on your newspaper when you're reading it.

    And most imporantly:

    Pushing it's butt in your face so you can smell it.

    On the other hand, they definately have the "ignore you" down pat. Perhaps it shouldn't be named "NeCoRo" and instead be called "Necro." It's a bit more fitting.

    Really?

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