Desktop Biodetectors
IvyMike writes: "EE Times has an interesting article on the development of desktop biodetectors that could quickly detect the presence of pathogens like anthrax and smallpox. It uses some pretty cool technology to identify the target pathogen's DNA. Too bad we don't have these things today."
I sneeze without covering my mouth. Suddenly lights and sirens go off and the CDC quickly rushes in wearing biohazard suits.
I've got some leftovers in there that are really borderline.
"Sir, the bioalarm just went off in the boss' office! We need to get a hazmat team up there right away!"
"Relax, rookie. Look at the DNA profile. Those are gametes. Billions of 'em. Nothing a few paper towels can't clean up."
"But, sir... they don't match the boss' DNA."
"...well, whaddaya know. Looks like we have a big raise coming, rookie."
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked into me--and we both winked.
So, you think Windows will be able to detect a virus? Riiiiiiggghttt....
Soko
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