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World's Most Exciting Chemistry Movies

Posted by michael on from the blinded-me-with-science dept.

Michael Buckbee writes: "After Dan's page got too slashdotted to view, I ran a quick search on Google for more more fun Ferroliquid sites and stumbled into a collection of movies that I wish had been taken in my chemistry classes. Almost all of the experiment descriptions lean heavily on the phrase "EXTREME DANGER" and many contain other fun words like: "Explosion", "Toxic", "Detonation", and "Diazotization"."

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  1. FRIST PSOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Penis! My penis is so huge! Suck it!

  2. Bull Shit, I had the FRIST PSOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I would have had the FRIST PSOT if I had not encountered the Invalid Formkey from hell. What is this Invalid Formkey anyway, It really pisses me off! INVALID FORMKEY, formkey needs to suckle upon my manhood in order to be validated.

  3. Yeah. Cool. by torpor · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Sorta like the 'light my fart' pictures that those morons in high school were always trying to take.

    Blue flames abound, but we were always puzzled by the one guy who produced green flames. Never did figure out how.

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  4. Re:first exciting chemical post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The sun on the meadow is summery warm
    The stag in the forest runs free
    But gathered together we'll meet the storm
    Tomorrow Belongs To Me

    The branch of the Linden is leafy and green
    The rage has deserted the sea
    But somewhere a glory waits unseen
    Tomorrow Belongs To Me

    The babe in his cradle is closing his eyes
    The blossom embraces the bee
    But soon says the whisper: Arise, Arise!
    Tomorrow Belongs To Me

    Now Fatherland, Fatherland, show us the sign
    Your children have waited to see
    The morning will come when the world is mine
    Tomorrow belongs, tomorrow belongs
    Tomorrow belongs to Me

    The morning will come when the world is mine Tomorrow Belongs To Me

  5. Robert Frost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Robert Frost's penis is so huge! Suck it! Swallow his cocksnot!

  6. PRE-TEENS ARE HERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    forget robert frost, he is so overrated. you probably want PRE-TEENS instead

  7. Defecation bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    "The waste management system for collecting solid body wastes was adequate, though annoying. The defecation bags, containing a germicide to prevent bacteria and gas formation, were easily sealed and stored in empty food containers in the equipment bay. But the bags were certainly not convenient and there were usually unpleasant odors. Each time they were used, it took the crew member from 45 to 60 minutes, causing him to postpone it as long as possible, waiting for a time when there was no work to do. The crew had a total of only 12 defecations over a period of nearly 11 days. Urination was much easier, as the crew did not have to remove clothing. There was a collection service for both the pressure suits and the inflight coveralls. Both devices could be attached to the urine dump hose and emptied into space. They had half expected the hose valve to freeze up in vacuum, but it never did."

    Read more about the great Apollo adventure of the 1960s and 1970s!

  8. Invalid form key: nL4l7BanYg ! by Seehund · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I remember when they tried to market the movie "2(VLSPADKTNV KAAWGKVGAH AGEYGAEALE RMFLSFPTTK TYFPHFDLSH GSAQVKGHGK KVADALTNAV AHVDDMPNAL SALSDLHAHK LRVDPVNFKL LSHCLLVTLA AHLPAEFTPA VHASLDKFLA SVSTVLTSKY R)2(VHLTPEEKSA VTALWGKVNV DEVGGEALGR LLVVYPWTQR FFESFGDLST PDAVMGNPKV KAHGKKVLGA FSDGLAHLDN LKGTFATLSE LHCDKLHVDP ENFRLLGNVL VCVLAHHFGK EFTPPVQAAY QKVVAGVANA LAHKYH)", but apparently the audience wasn't prepared for something like that. They had to rename it "Hemoglobin". Some people still didn't quite get it, so it became "Bleeders".

    Invalid form key: nL4l7BanYg !

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  9. Have I been tagged by FBI?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Oh, God. I clicked on that link and only later realised that I may have made a big mistake there.

    Did my IP end up on FBIs pedophile file now? Is this site some sort of a honeytrap for pedophiles?

    Sweet little girls, though.

    They definitely remind me of Natalie Portman!

  10. Re:The chocking truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    funny!!1 mod this up!!!

  11. Re:Use apache to ignore requests w/slashdot referr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Or better yet, send all slashdot.org referrers a 302 Redirect to goatse.cx. That would be fun.

  12. Re:Flashback! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Uh, 150,000 died at Dresden alone. How did that win the war?

    The point is not rehashing particular decisions of the war, but to point out that sometimes to preserve the freedom of the world, it's necessary that innocents die along with the evil doers. Should we have not fought the Nazis just because some innocent Germans would be caught up in the conflict as well? The answer is no. Sometimes freedom has to be fought for, whatever the cost.

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