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Portable N64
Tha_Zanthrax writes "After the portable PlayStation a while ago, now there is a guy who built a Portable Nintendo 64. He already made a portable NES which he is now 'upgrading'. Cool, hacking your own hack."
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[00:02] eat a bowl of dick faggot
[00:02] eat a barrel of dick
[00:02] rofl
[00:02] eat a docl
[00:02] go eat a cows dick ace
[00:02] u got enough in ohio
[00:02] way to spell dick wrong ace
[00:02] ]no one will miss one little dick
[00:02] haha
[00:03] go eat osama bin ladens greasy muslim dick
[00:03] wtf sick dude
[00:03] wtf
[00:03] sick
[00:03] sick
[00:04] cool
that you have one of my pubes stuck between your front teeth.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
Digital Divide? The only divide Linux can bridge is the crack of my ass, when I use it to wipe my ass clean.
Did you guys see is X-Box Review! Bahahaha hahahha. Couldn't have said it better myself!
don't forget MadeUpName3234234 and ImALoserWhoReallyHasNoFriends
Of course it sucks, cause it is not running Linux! If it doesn't run Linux, it will suck...thus sayeth every little /. grabass.
Yeah, no shit, he was just pulling those `names' out of the dictionary. What a fucking loser
I'm 6'7"..
Really? Small world! I'm 6'7", too.. IN MY PANTS!!!
Or, you could play a good game.
But really, does slashdot need to get mixed up in this? It seems like such a pointless waste of space anyways. I'd like to see the stats on how many people have clicked the Netscape links on top of the CNN page.
Churchill was twice the grammar troll you'll ever be.
I'm hacking my own hack!!! Oooooooh it feels so good!
am i still banned? tis is bullshit man
You misunderstood the question. They asked how to make a portable XBOX, not how your parents made you.
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one