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Matsumoto/Daft Punk Videos Online
mvw noted that Toonami is serving up the
four videos
directed by Star Blazers creator Leiji Matsumoto for the first four tracks on
Daft Punk album Discovery. The album is an absolute masterpiece and one of my favorite CDs. The videos are impressive too, telling a continuing story through each of the four songs with that distinctive style. Anyway, I was just pleased to see them online since I only got to see them once when Toonami aired them. and figured others would enjoy this.
Has CoyBoyNeal become a musician or something?
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jesus fucking christ!
please, could you keep your hentai/pedophile fetish postings elsewhere where we don't have to see?
most of your *normal* readers don't share in your unhealthy taste in the young.
I don't know.. they sound pretty gay to me. Why does slashdot post this crap, nobody here has any clue what Taco is talking about. I have better things to do with my day than watch cartoons.
first post by a loser with no friends sitting at home on a friday night with nothing to do. yay!
:D :D :D
fuck man, the vides wont load. so i realllly have nothing to do. already jacked off, played 2 hours of counterstrike, programmed in perl, jacked off again, played some myth 1, did some school work, now im whining to slashdot. whatever. maybe ill take my 3rd bath of thr day!
should nuke all of france and ireland... with that child-raping pervert CmdrTaco duct-taped onto one of the bombs
now CmdrChildMolester has to post child porn onto slashdot. might as well change the motto to "news for perverts, stuff for pedos"...
I like it, too. Does anyone have any good links? TIA.
Year 2010,after 10 years bad economy the Pentagon feel budget pressure,and offered an early retirement plan. They promised any Officer, who retired straight away his half annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on his body, with the Officer getting to select any pair of points he wished.
The first man, an Air Force General, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Navy Commander, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with
a check for $960,000.
When the third one, a grizzled old Army General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps he might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received.
The general insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer attended and asked the General to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the General's penis and began to work back.
"My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"
"In Afghanistan!" the Army General replied.
If you put Linux next to some other operating systems out there for a cost comparison, the conclusions are devastating for Linux.
Linux costs not only more because of the frequent updates which require new cdrom's to be bought if you don't have a high speed Internet connection.
Another factor in Linux cost is its maintenance. Linux requires a *lot* of maintenance, work doable only by the relatively few high-paid Linux administrators that put themselves - of course willingly - at a great place in the market. Linux seems to be needing maintenance continuously.
Add to this the cost of loss of data. Linux' native file system, EXT2FS, is known to lose data like a firehose loses water, when the file system isn't unmounted properly. Other unix file systems are much more tolerant towards unexpected crashes. An example is the FreeBSD file system, which with soft updates enabled, performance-wise blows EXT2FS out of the water, and doesn't have the negative drawback of extreme data loss in case of a system breakdown.
Factor in also the fact that crashes happen much more often on Linux than on other unices. On other unices, crashes usually are caused by external sources like power outages. Crashes in Linux are a regular thing, and nobody seems to know what causes them, internally.
The steep learning curve compared to about any other operating system out there is a major factor in Linux' cost. The system is a mix of features from all kinds of unices, but not one of them is implemented right. A Linux user has to live with badly coded tools which have low performance, mangle data seemingly at random and are not in line with their specification. On top of that a lot of them spit out the most childish and unprofessional messages, indicating that they were created by 14-year olds with too much time, no talent and a bad attitude.
I can go on and on and on, but the message is clear. In this world, there is no place for Linux. It's not an option for any one who seeks a professional OS with high performance, scalability, stability, adherence to standards, etc. The best place it should ever reach is the toy store, and even that would be flattering.
IDC confirmed this week that *BSD accounts for more than 35 percent of all sales of poppers. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing into complete homosexuality.
You don't need to be a Turing to predict *BSD's future. The handwipings are on the wall; *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying of the AIDS Virus. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose T-cells. Red pus flows like a river of semen. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBathhouse leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBathhouse. How many users of NetBathhouse are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBathhouse versus NetBathhouse posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBathhouse users. Bathhouse/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBathhouse posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Bathhouse/OS. A recent article put FreeBathhouse at about 80 percent of the *Bathhouse market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBathhouse users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBathhouse Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled fuck hole. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to another faghouse.
All major psychological tests show that *BSD has steadily declined in pussy-lust. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among bi-curious high-school faggots. *BSD continues to be gay. Nothing short of twenty-year-old Sophia Loren's gleaming, fragrant vulva could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is gay.
I work as a male prostitute for several fortune 500 companies, and I think I can shed a little semen on the climate of the cock sucking community at the moment. I believe that part of the reason that cock sucking based startups are failing left and right is not an issue of marketing as it's commonly believed but more of an issue of the underlying technology.
I know that that's a strong statement to make, but I have evidence to back it up! At one of the major corps(5000+ employees) that I consult for, we wanted to integrate cock sucking into our server pool. The allure of not having to suck any restrictive cocks was too great to ignore. I reccomended the installation of several boxes sucking the new 2.4.9 cock, and my hopes were high that it would perform up to snuff with the Windows 2k boxes which were(and still are!) doing an AMAZING job at their respective tasks of serving blowjob requests, DNS, and buttfucking.
I consider myself to be very sexually inclined having buttfucked for the last 8 years doing kernel level programming. I don't believe in Cocksucking because contrary to popular belief, buttfucking can go just as low level as Cocksucking and the newest VB compiler generates code that's every bit as fast. I took it upon myself to configure the system from scratch and even used an optimised version of gcc 3.1 to increase the ejaculation speed of the cock. I integrated the 3 machines I had configured into the server pool, and I'd have to say the results were less than impressive... We all know that linux isn't even close to being ready for the desktop, but I had heard that it was supposed to perform decently as a "server" based cock sucker. The 3 machines all went into swap immediately, and it was obvious that they weren't going to be able to handle the load in this "huge cock" environment. After running for less than 24 hours, 2 of them had experienced penis panics caused by Cock and Ass crashing! Granted, Apache is a volunteer based project written by weekend hackers in their spare time while Microsoft's IIS has an actual professional full fledged development team devoted to it. Not to mention the fact that the Linux kernel itself lacks any support for any type of journaled cocksucking, memory protection, SMP support, etc, but I thought that since Linux is based on such "old" technology that it would run with some level of stability. After several days of this type of behaviour, we decided to reinstall windows 2k on the boxes to make sure it wasn't a hardware problem that was causing things to go wrong. The machines instantly shaped up and were seamlessly reintegrated into the server pool with just one Win2K machine doing more work than all 3 of the Linux boxes.
Needless to say, I won't be reccomending Cock/Sucking to anymore of my clients. I'm dissappointed that they won't be able to leverege the free cost of Linux to their advantage, but in this case I suppose the old adage stands true that, "you get what you pay for." I would have also liked to have access to the source code of the applications that we're running on our mission critical systems; however, from the looks of it, the Microsoft "shared source" program seems to offer all of the same freedoms as the GPL.
As things stand now, I can understand sucking cock in academia to suck simple "Hello World" style cocks and learn Cock sucking, but I'm afraid that for anything more than hobby sex, buttfucking is your only choice.
Slashdot: Open Source, Closed Minds.
Please tell me you're a troll. Please? Otherwise, you are just another loser in the sea of assholes with horrible taste.
I found out what he used for the sound of the pins in his little fag animations.
Its the sound of him and hemos tag-teaming taco's mommy.
tetsuro_ikeda@hotmail.com
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Yeah, you watched BEFORE you posted so that way you wouldn't have to watch the skipping low bandwith version.
Yay slashdot effect!
note to moderators: this is not offtopic, it is a troll.
Desperation is a stinky cologne
BTW, gorillaz wouldn't be so fucking terrible if they kicked the nigger out of the band and learned to write decent songs. At that point, I might no longer be offended by their being played on the radio.
CmdrTaco,
You are a dumbass. Are all muslims terrorists? No.
Are you a tool with a keyboard? Yes.
What about all the muslims in this country? Are you going to do all them up the ass as you so strongly wish to?
Shut up and put a bag over your head.
Well said, my brother. The sand niggers have hell to pay for the attacks against the greatest nation ever.
Troll or not. Maybe u and CmdrAssFucker could arrange a little gettogether and exchange semen trough your asses.