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Linuxconf.Au Needs Papers & Join In
We usually don't post stories about specific shows and such, but since I'm hoping to attend this one, and it will be a continent I've never been, I thought folks would like to know that Linux.conf.au is going to be happening February 6-9, in Brisbane, Australia. They've got the call for papers up and everything -- hope to see you there.
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Bugger that for a game of soldiers!
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Toiletcon, an expo of Johns, heads, crappers and urinals will be held in Austrailia next weekend. Try out new toilets, get your picture taken with the tidy-bowl man and they'll be plenty of turds for the kiddies. Fees are $20 for adults, $5 for children with a paying adult. Children without a paying adult will be let in free for use as bathroom-slaves.
Please remember to bring your own TP as it will not be provided at the expo! John in!
I'm SO FUCKING SICK of the fact that these days you can't criticise anything the government says or does without half a dozen morons jumping on you for "not being patriotic".
You want to be more careful with your search and replace... you missed a spot, Curt.
You're bemoaning the fact that you have to see your girlfriend, rather than see a linux conference in a nation not renowned for it's linux developers. If you hate your girlfriend so much that a linux conference -- a mediocre linux conference -- is more interesting to you than time spent with her, then you should probably break up with her, rather than dragging out a relationship that has clearly grown tiresome for you.
you forgot to pour hot grits down you pants.
The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred last month, and now we're involved in a WAR and you people have the gall to be discussing Linuxconf.au's call for papers???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!
The bodies of the thousands of innocent civilians who died (and will die) in these unprecedented events could give a good god damn about Linuxconf.au's call for papers, your childish Lego models, your nerf toy guns and whining about the lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D fixation, the latest Cowboy Bebop rerun, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life" (here's a hint: watching Cowboy Bebop in your jammies and eating a bowl of Shreddies is *not* "getting on with your life"). The souls of the victims are watching in horror as you people squander your finite, precious time on this earth playing video games!
You people disgust me!
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