US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners
ddillman writes to us with a story from EEtimes that is reporting that the US Government, specifically the PTO, is hiring up to 500 electrical engineers to help assess the validity of new patent claims on technical gadgets. Good - and with the downturn in the high tech industry you can get them cheap.
Good - and with the downturn in the high tech industry you can get them cheap. ;)
Ummmm, are you talking about the patents, the gadgets....or the examiners?
USPTO: Look, we need 500 new engineers for the USPTO, and we need 'em now.
Grunt:Why?
USPTO:Because we have so many frivolous patent applications coming in for crap like clicking on web sites and ways to keep cats amused that our current examiners can barely keep up with the load. You got any idea how tired a guy's arm gets slamming down that damn rubber stamp for eight hours a day, five days a week, 52 weeks a year?
Grunt:Ah, I get it. You want a different process for the types of companies that might have actual innovations, but what you really want to do is make sure idiot dot-coms with obvious applications of prior art also have a fair shake at approval!
USPTO:For great justice, approve every patent!