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MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium"

snowphoton writes: "Slant-Six magazine has an article about Cesium, a fascinating (and soon public) operating system from the MIT Laboratory for Computer Science. A virtual machine, an object-oriented database-driven filesystem, and a 3D GUI mean that this isn't your father's operating system." This article doesn't address licensing, except to say that it "is due to be released by the end of the year for free," so it will be interesting to see just what "free" means here. Update: Yep, it's a hoax. Fun! Tricks are neat!

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  1. Clock by TalShiar00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet the system clock is always off

    Cesium...get it....cesium...as in the atomic clock..

    You are right that was not funny.

  2. MIT business plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Release Next-Generation OS
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  3. Re:Never heard of any such Cesium project... by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 5, Funny
    However, no such person appears in the LCS directory--and "Support Staff" is listed for some of the people there.

    Also noteworthy is that running "finger dunkirk@mit.edu" turns up nothing (you can look up a person's info by fingering their last name at mit.edu). MIT's finger database is usually very reliable and thorough.

  4. isotopes of cesium by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1, Funny

    this page lists the half life of cesium isotopes. Apparently they need a new entry for the half life of Cesium OS when slashdotted...

  5. Re:Slashdotted by Luyon · · Score: 2, Funny
    Cesium is due to be released by the end of the year for free, bundled with approximately 200 software applications including HTTP, FTP, NNTP and SMTP servers; a fully functional office application suite; graphics and audio software; and four video games including CesiumQuake.

    This is by far my favorite part of this troll: while most people would consider, say, NetHack a noble effort for game porting on a unreleased-brand-spanking-new OS, we're going to release it with QUAKE.

  6. Re:Evidence that this is a hoax by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Funny


    Where did you get that?
    I got this:

    finger hdunkirk@mit.edu
    [mit.edu]
    Student data loaded as of Oct 29, Staff data loaded as of Oct 27.
    URL data loaded once a month.

    Notify Personnel or use WebSIS as appropriate to change your information.

    Our on-line help system describes
    How to change data, how the directory works, where to get more info.
    For a listing of help topics, enter finger help@mit.edu. Try finger
    help_about@mit.edu to read about how the directory works. Please see
    help_url@mit.edu for questions about the new URL field.

    All your base are belong to us.
    carsonr@arsenal:~/notes$

    ~z

    --
    sig?
  7. Re:The coolest thing ever to happen on an OS by the_quark · · Score: 4, Funny

    What I really hate is when I'm writing some software, and working with something I've never used before, and the error message I get is "contact the software developer."

    I'm left sitting there staring at the screen at 3 AM blankly thinking, "Heck, I *am* the software developer, and I have absolutely no idea what to do myself, much less if some helpless user contacted me..."

    Oh well, at least I can't be in much closer contact with the developer...we're sitting in the same chair...:)

  8. [Meta] Re:Maybe this is a lesson by slamb · · Score: 1, Funny

    NOTE - im posting this under my user name in the full awerness that someone brave and wise (enter sarcasm mode)will likely mark me down for being offtopic etc etc - but as this topic is a load of bull how can anything be off topic ?

    I'm really tired of people talking about how they are taking a stand and will get moderated down by some coward. You aren't opposing the Slashdot majority view at all. People have wished for the editors to do basic journalism since Slashdot was created, and it's never happened. Your post is fairly redundant.

    If I had mod points right now, though, I wouldn't moderate you down for being redundant. I rarely actually mod people down for that, though I tend to vote "unfair" in metamod when Insightful/Interesting/Informative are given to posts which state common views without adding anything new or relating very closely to the story (for example, most RIAA-related posts).

    I would, however, moderate you down as "Troll" solely because of that damn moderation comment.. Get over your crusader dreams.

  9. Re:Cesium employs RadioActive-X by MasonMcD · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about a *four* dimensional GUI! That way, when you perform a search, you don't just get measly 2-D directory information, you get "file found: /root/etc/west 10 feet/last Tuesday"