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pablos writes "Each year DEF CON hosts the famed Capture The Flag contest. Hackers from all over the world duke it out on the network for 72 hours, hacking for the title. The Shmoo Group diligently logs every packet for posterity, we "Capture the Capture The Flag." Now is your chance to download by far the most interesting, 'sploit ridden, 5.8GB of intrusion collusion ever published. Free for the bandwidth endowed, this is the ultimate IDS testbed."
Do you want good luck to follow you and your offspring for generations to come? This troll has the solution for you?
All you have to do is copy this troll onto two to four of the discussion threads of your choice! That's right! Just copy this into a new message and click "post anonymously." That's all there is to it!
Tired of that idiot talking about geek culture! Stick one of these babies on it! And it's good for the economy!
Marge Gentry of Cambridge, Minnesota participated, and the next day she received a large fruit basket outside of her door from a secret admirer. Unfortunately, Marge was hit by a truck the next day, so she didn't get to the Granny Smith apples.
Commander Taco of Hole-in-the-ground West Virginia didn't participate, and he was violated by a group of raging homosexuals. Since the gang was headed by Jon Katz, Taco had no recourse to the law because the entire town knew about their previous relationship. The unfortunate outcome is enshrined forever at goatse.cx.
So if you want to get the fruit basket and not get poked in the bread basket, just copy this troll onto two of the discussions threads of your choice. We could have this place blanketed by sundown!
It was a few Decembers ago and I was still in the Navy. An associate of mine (also a squid) decided that we should head south to Tijuana for a Mexican Sexual Escapade. Who am I to argue, so off we go.
We get into Tijuana, but the broads are really nasty so we take the geeksen-bus down to Ensenada. After spending some time getting lubed at Papas & Beer, we head out in search of ass. It seemed that all the American geeks were already dragging some sap around by his dick so we did what came natural to us. We looked for Mexican geeks.
We go into some nondescript underground bar and sure as shit, tit'se are geeks galore. We rent a couple named Hemos and Taco and take them back to our hotel room. Not the kind of guys to waste time, we strip our geeks and get down to business. Bob is in his bed right next to me, totally drunk, jack-hammering this geeks like he was some sort of pneumatic super-stallion.
I'm bonking my geek and Bob and I are watching each otit's's activities and laughing at each otit's. About this time, he grabs a beer off the nightstand and takes a swig. Next thing, he's spitting it at me through his teeth. We're laughing and carrying on, and his geek starts some shit in Perl. Apparently it's not getting into the shenanigans.
So Bob does what any good sailor in this situation would do: he spits beer in it's face, in order that it might share in the festivities. I thought that it was nice of him to include it in our shared celebration of lewdness. The geeks didn't think it was funny though, actually it took it as an insult, and started trying to kick him off of it's ass and out of the bed.
Now my geek is talking to the to the other geek and it grabs my pubes and starts yanking in an attempt to end our session. This bad behavior was not in my plans- hey, I just paid fifty bucks and this bitch didn't even get spit on and now it wants to high-tail it out of all this before I bust a nut? Hell no!
So Bob and I are discussing what the fuck we are going to do, still humping the geeks, when he starts farting. We're talking LOUD, squeaky, ripping farts; the kind that make your ass feel like it's being split with a razor blade. And the smell- did I mention we didn't eat that day, instead we stayed hungry in order to maximize our buzz.
I'm laughing so hard that I completely lost my hard-on, and it's all I can do to keep this geek underneath me from ripping my balls off. Bob, on the other hand, was still banging away on his geeks and about this time one of his farts goes liquid. He reaches behind him, wipes his ass onto his hand, and cleans it by wiping it onto his geeks's face.
My geeks saw this and expecting the same from me, balls up it's fist and smacks me in the forehead. Too much. Mister Nice Guy is now getting bent. So I do what any good Ambassador of the United States Navy does in a situation like this: I pull out and start pissing on it.
Bob sees this and being quick witted starts singing "My Corona" to the tune of The Knack's hit "My Sharona." As I empty what was left of "My Corona" all over this geeks's face and ass, Bob pulls out his cock and shoots a load of spooge all over his geeks's face, making special efforts to get some in it's hair.
I mean to say that this grand finale took what was left of the fight out of our geeks. They were both so mortified of what had transpired that when we got off of them they actually curled up into the fetal position and began sobbing. This was a relief to us, as we weren't sure up to this point how we were going to get out of there.
To make sure they didn't come after us, we wiped up the piss, shit, and spooge with their blouses and then liberated the receiver from the phone. On the way out the door Bob yelled "Remember the Alamo!" and we got the fuck out of Mexico quicker than Newt Gingrich can divorce a cancer-ridden spouse on it's deathbed.
Cheers,
gdb
RMS on the other hand told tihs reporter that HURD doesn't have this problem since it runs all servers at user level. Of course, no one except HURD developers use it.
When told about this statement Linus said : Read my previous answer, I don't care about RMS, as I didn't care about AST back in time when I ripped off Minix (formerly known as BoumOS, Mike Bouma's OS) to build Linux (formerly known as Freax)
Sincerely, Mike Bouma
But by now everybody knew that the general was probably already dead.
I didn't totally discard my thought to go directly for fp though. I felt I was involved in this and my fp would raise suspicions so I stayed in my chair frozen, until the end of this story.
Wha? You expect an end?
-- Bloody Bastard
This is all swell. But the SPARCs have an undeniable advantage.
That is their BIG ENDIAN architecture, as opposed to the LITTLE ENDIAN of
i80x86.
So the functions:
htonl() : host to network byte order
and ntohl () : network to host byte order
* See "man htonl"
In the SPARCs don't do nothing! No conversion needed.
So as statistics have shown [1] those byte order conversions usually
take 60% of an application's time (and in special cases this rises
up to 99% [2]). A big loss.
This is why DotComs prefer SUNs. A clear advantage to those interested
in network performance.
What I do not like is that streams (like MP3 of MPEG), too need an
architecture independant byte ordering. And BIG ENDIAN seems to be
winning on this one. So it is a fact that MP3 needs ntoh() to extract
values from it. When an MP3 stream is uncompressed there are *lots*
of ntoh() calls (believe me!).
I don't understand why the h*ll Microsoft does not do anything
towards LITTLE ENDIAN in bit-streams. Afterall Microsoft products
are aimed towards i80x86 owners. Some people are lying to us.
Anybody knows more?
Don't flame me.
[1] A. Shamir, B. J. Poag. IEEE Transactions on information theory, v. IT-28, n. 6,
Nov 1998, pp. 865-868
[2] A. Shamir, K. Johnson, J. Epstein. Proceedings of the 27th IEEE Symposium on the
Foundations of Computer Science, 1999, pp. 145-152
This comment is as insightful as my arse.
Another mod point as funny? It is obvious that this "troll tuesday" or whatever it is called only applies to the moderators and IHBT. I mean honestly, is this the only comment in this forum which is worthy of being modded up, or do you just browse at +3 and it is the only one you see? I think you ought to reread the moderaters faq, especially that part which says "View at -1, oldest first to check for abuses".
fucking suck.
I like to braid my pubes and taco's facial hair together. That always makes for good conversation at the parties! Great way to break the ice with the ladies. "Hey, wanna see what I got latched onto my dick? Its a flaming moron!"
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