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What's Your Halloween Costume?

Mr. Penguin asks: "I'm wondering what other Slashdot fans are wearing today for Halloween. I didn't do the tech geek thing, but I did go all out. I'm sitting at my desk right now wearing chain mail, a leather brigadine, a beautiful leather cloak, and English riding boots. Girded at my side is my longsword, and after work, I think I'll head down to the tavern and drink some ale in my leather mug. What do you have on?"

42 comments

  1. Death... out of work by SuperMallen · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a fit of mostly desparation but a little inspiration, I decided to go as Death... after he lost his .com job (from death.com, of course). Basically it consists of all black clothes and a little face-paint, plus Death's resume (50,000+ years of death-related experience, 2 years as VP of Death Affiars at death.com).

    Geeks in the Valley seem fairly appreciative, but they keep telling me that my resume will be put "on file" and that they'll "get back to me" and I shouldn't call them.

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    -- What is this Earth thing you call "slow"?
  2. I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and he's a real hoopy frood.

    1. Re:I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah? Then where's his towel?!

    2. Re:I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... you don't want to see that part of the costume... trust me.

    3. Re:I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well you might just see it any way...

      /me stands up, lifts coif

    4. Re:I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not 'washcloth'... towel.

    5. Re:I know this guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I work with this guy, thought it was a pretty good costume. The other guy in the armor was a bit cooler, IMHO. But this guy won. Way to go!

  3. grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natalie Portman, chainmail, and hot grits. Yumm.

    1. Re:grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll be later tonight!

  4. Here it goes: by robvasquez · · Score: 0

    I painted up my face and now I sit in my cube like the zombie I am made out to be.

    rob-halloween.jpg

    Walmart + $2.99 makes for a good paint job.

  5. I have no pants! by Lally+Singh · · Score: 1, Troll
    I am pants-free man! The one brave enough to free himself of the confines of lower body clothing! Bow before me!


    Hwahahahahahaaa!

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    1. Re:I have no pants! by gnovos · · Score: 2

      I am pants-free man! The one brave enough to free himself of the confines of lower body clothing! Bow before me!

      I sure will be bowing before you do, because, frankly, when it's time for you to bow I hope to be out of the room!

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    2. Re:I have no pants! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just like CmdrTaco?

  6. Terrifies grown men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've spiked my hair into little horns and pasted a blue outline around my orange vendor badge.

    I am a blue.

  7. The Big U by shumacher · · Score: 1
    I'm sitting at my desk right now wearing chain mail, a leather brigadine , a beautiful leather cloak, and English riding boots. Girded at my side is my longsword, and after work, I think I'll head down to the tavern and drink some ale in my leather mug. What do you have on?
    Kind of reminds me of The Big U ( here and right here) by Neal Stephenson. A real Fred Fine vibe going on.
  8. the ultimate way to spend this halloween by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since my freaking parental units think i'm too old to go trick or treating and haloween is on a wendsday and i have school tomorrow....i am a middle age princess of death and i plan to scare every child who comes to the door and refuse to give candy to the ugly and rude children. Yes, i know wrong, but it is so right...they get to go trick or treating and i dont so HA!

  9. standard slashdot costume by zoombah · · Score: 1

    I am going to equip myself with *every item* from thinkgeek strapped to my torso in one form or the other. I think that the general geek aura (think: radiation) sent off by all of these devices when turned on would discourage any ruffians.

  10. Do really you want to know? by orty.com · · Score: 2, Funny
    "What do you have on?"

    Man, does this sound like somebody hoping to get phone-sex like satisfaction? Sorry pal...you ain't getting that from a bunch of geeks...

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    Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an asshole.
  11. please... NO jpg by renehollan · · Score: 2

    Think of the HORROR, the HORROR!

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    You could've hired me.
  12. Jedi Knight by rgmoore · · Score: 2

    I'm currently dressed as a Jedi Knight. I have the shirt, vest, belt, robe, light saber, etc. One advantage of being a Jedi is that they're expected to have all kinds of techno-doodads on their utility belts, which provides a convenient excuse for including things like cellphones and pagers in a costume. Just try that with your medaeval outfit.

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    There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    1. Re:Jedi Knight by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      Huh? Are you a Jedi or a Stormtrooper? Or Batman? I don't get it.

      The only thing I ever saw on a Jedi's belt (which doesn't look like any kind of "utility belt" to me, more like a strip of burlap) is a lightsaber.

      Not to say that they don't have cool shit with them, but I've never seen one with a utility belt. Maybe that happens in the books. I'm not into the books.

      -Peter

  13. This is the best costume I've ever seen by kasper37 · · Score: 1
  14. Funny hat by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    I have a cowboy hat made for a 8 year old for a costume. It even says sheriff on it. yay for me.

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  15. Updated costume for me by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to go around on halloween as "Normal College Guy," but this year I decided to update my costume; I am now dressed as a grad student. :-P

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    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
    1. Re:Updated costume for me by clark625 · · Score: 2

      If you're anything like the rest of us grad students, your new look is much worse than last year. I used to think I was poor when I was paying my way through undergrad. Now, I'm getting paid to go to school and I find myself without a dime. $1400 a month sounds like a lot for a stipend; but it really doesn't go very far in the end.

      I actually used to wear button-up shirts and khakis/dockers every day for class as an undergrad. Now, I wear a Hanes T-shirt (6 in a pack for a few bucks), old worn out jeans, and a tattered hat. I just can't afford to go out and buy those $20 shirts anymore. Most grad students I know do similar things--it's our way of saying "we're hungry, feed us more please" instead of going on strike or something.

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      Long, cute, or funny Sigs are just another form of over compensation, used by geeks, nerdz, etc.
  16. how original. by E+Zimmer · · Score: 1

    I just tell people I'm a disgruntled computer admin. They don't seem to get it... as it's not much of a change from daily life.

  17. The perfect costume by unitron · · Score: 3

    What could be scarier than looking like Jon Katz?

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  18. The night sky by sulli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bought some of those stick-on glow-in-the-dark stars from the Discovery Channel store, and will attempt to wear a fairly accurate map of the night sky as of midnight tonight (incl. the blue moon). The only remaining task is to find lights to stand under from time to time, so it can continue to glow.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:The night sky by kasper37 · · Score: 1

      That's what tritium is for...I don't know about covering your body with it though :/

  19. Death. by terpia · · Score: 2

    Death/The Grim Reaper/Your Mother-in-Law, is my costume for the year...all i had to do was bust out my spare holocaust cloak, pickup some face paint and drove to the farm implement store to pick up a scythe. Simple, classic, and cool enaough to not completely embarass my son...

    (no Im not on the brute squad, i AM the brute squad!)

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  20. Cheap costume by Bistronaut · · Score: 1

    My roommate's costume this year was a t-shirt that said "Costume" in scary letters - pretty amusing.

  21. computer junkyard animal by kemster · · Score: 1

    I gathered together all of the other pieces of hardware I could find. Mainly old motherboards and cards. Stuff from 8088's, 286's, 386's, and even some 486's. I used hotglue to fashion it into a torso suit, thigh-pads, gloves, and a helmet of sorts. It's as geeky as you can get. And the way I see it, I'm setting a new trend. In 100 yrs when all the landfills are filled with old hardware, a lot of people are going to be wearing clothes like this.

  22. Medieval clothes by crow · · Score: 1

    As a member of the SCA, I always have plenty of medieval clothing to wear. I admit that I'm being a bit lame--it's much like a Civil War re-enactor dressing up as an Confederate soldier; it's a great outfit, but it's not something I had to go out of my way to get ahold of.

    1. Re:Medieval clothes by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've been to many costume parties (not revels) put on by fellow members where you are not allowed to come in garb. Usually works, but there was a 60's theme party where no one came as hippies and everyone showed as riot police. 'Says a lot about how our minds work alike...

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      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  23. The twisted mask rounds out the ensemble... by iankerickson · · Score: 1
    Work clothes.

    Scary, huh?

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    Democracy. Whiskey. Sexy. Pick any two.
  24. Simple costume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One year I was out of town at a unix administration class for Halloween. I didn't have a costume, so I got some face paint and made a "/" on my forehead. I told everyone I was root, but even people in my class edged away and didn't seem to understand.

  25. The most horrifying outfit I own... by iforgotmyfirstlogon · · Score: 1


    I wore a shirt the Microsoft rep gave me.

    - Freed

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    "Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love." -Turkish Proverb
  26. tastelessness alert by K. · · Score: 2

    I wrote Tom Daschle's office address on a
    white t-shirt, drew on a stamp, and had hot
    chicks throw talcum powder at me on the
    dancefloor. Well, just off the dancefloor,
    it was more of a pit at the time.

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    -- Proud descendant of semi-nomadic cattle-herders.